Led by Zoe Brennan

Suitable for all abilities, Zoe’s class will help anyone wishing to improve their flexibility, alignment, co-ordination, posture, balance and breathing and will focus on stabilising and strengthening your core.

Zoe will adapt exercises to suit your individual needs and mobility. At the end of the class we will take a few minutes to relax and unwind with some mindfulness.

All abilities are welcome.

You will need your own mat.

Autumn
5 Sept - 3 Oct (5 weeks)
17 Oct - 21 Nov (5 weeks)
28 Nov - 19 Dec (4 weeks)

11am - 12pm

£12 per class | £50 per 5 week course. £40 per 4 week course.

Suitable for 18+ years.

•  26 Sep from £12
•   3 Oct from £12
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Led by Zoe Brennan.

Suitable for people with some Pilates experience or those who are looking for a slightly more challenging class. Still covering alignment, breathing and centering but with more focus on strengthening and toning your body. At the end of the class we will take a few moments to relax and unwind.

You will need your own mat.

Autumn
5 Sept - 3 Oct (5 weeks)
17 Oct - 21 Nov (5 weeks)
28 Nov - 19 Dec (4 weeks)
12.15pm - 1.15pm

Suitable for ages 18+ years.

•  26 Sep SOLD OUT
•   3 Oct SOLD OUT
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Led by Jo Hall

This involves painting around shapes and objects rather than painting the object itself. Very beautiful layered effects can be made in this way inspired by subjects like trees in a forest and overlapping cascades of leaves. Starting with simple shapes we will also discover ways of painting more abstract compositions in a similar way, or by using found and made masks. Watercolour is excellent for this but acrylic used as fluid washes also works well and there is no danger of lower layers lifting. Details of materials are outlined below.

Please bring your own materials and equipment: paints, brushes, palette, water pots, and suitable paper support (watercolour paper for watercolour or gouache, mixed media paper for acrylic), drawing board and wood block or table easel, paper towel. A sketchbook would be good for planning compositions and colour notes. Reference will be supplied for the first week and you will be encouraged to bring your own for later sessions. Some papers will be available at cost from the tutor.

•  26 Sep
•   3 Oct
• 1 more dates...

Led by Zoe Brennan.

Suitable for anyone new to Pilates or wishing to improve their flexibility, co-ordination, posture, balance, breathing and focus on stabilising the core. At the end of the class we will take a few moments to relax and unwind.

All abilities are welcome.

You will need your own mat.

Autumn
5 Sept - 3 Oct (5 weeks)
17 Oct - 21 Nov (5 weeks)
28 Nov - 19 Dec (4 weeks)

1.30pm - 2.30pm
£12 per class | £50 per 5 week course £40 per 4 week course.

Suitable for 18+ years.

•  26 Sep from £12
•   3 Oct from £12
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Led by Samantha Quy

Have a go at dancing flamenco! Discover the passionate dance of Andalucía, Spain. Create beautiful arm hand movements and fiery foot rhythms in a relaxed and fun learning environment.

Everyone welcome. Mixed level. Bring a bottle of water!

Sam is the flamenco dancer on BBC Strictly Come Dancing. She began dancing professionally in London’s West End, aged eleven. Sam went on to perform internationally and over a decade in productions at London’s Royal Opera House. She performed and choreographed Carmen UK tours, Leeds Castle and Moldova Royal Opera House. Her screen work includes BBC documentary Manet, film and 3D movie Carmen.

Sam is also author of Reading Dance in the Musical and guest artist alongside Darcey Bussell and Akram Khan in BBC Radio 3 Sounds of Dance, with Katy Derham. Scholar of Royal Academy of Dancing and London Contemporary, Sam holds MA Dance (distinction) from Laban and Specialist Arte Flamenco (distinction), Fundacion Heeren, Sevilla. Her teaching awards include: Post Graduate Certificate in Education (PGCE), Ascend Tutor of Excellence, HAFLS Excellence in Teaching and Grade 1 Outstanding from five UK Boroughs.

Autumn
19 Sept – 17 Oct, exc 10 Oct (4 weeks)
31 Oct – 5 Dec (6 weeks)
3pm - 4pm.
£12 per session or £60 for 6 week course

•  26 Sep from £12
•   3 Oct from £12
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Led by Seann Wilkinson

A non-audition community choir open to all. Working on everything from Madonna to Les Mis, from gospel to pop - this is an opportunity to meet people, learn some harmonies and sing your hearts out. No experience required. Enthusiasm absolutely necessary!

Autumn
Tues 5 Sept - 19 Dec (exc 24 Oct)
7.30pm – 9pm
£11 per session | £150 per 15 week term

•  26 Sep from £11
•   3 Oct from £11
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Dir: Molly Gordon, Nick Lieberman 2023 I 93 mins

Tony Award winner Ben Platt and Molly Gordon star in the original comedy Theatre Camp as Amos and Rebecca-Diane – lifelong best friends and drama instructors at a rundown camp in upstate New York.

When clueless tech-bro Troy (Jimmy Tatro) arrives to run the property (into the ground), Amos, Rebecca-Diane and production manager Glenn (Noah Galvin) band together with the staff and students, staging a masterpiece to keep their beloved summer camp afloat.

'Having laughed all the way through, you’ll leave the cinema feeling moved too' Times (UK)

'Laugh-a-minute storytelling, irreverent songs, biting dialogue and astute characterisation capture musical geekery in all its glory' The Sun (UK)

£10.50 | £9.50 conc

Special Ticket Offer
£9 | £8 conc tickets when you book for three films at the same time. Offer excludes event cinema screenings. Offer applied in basket.

Socially Distanced Screening
The screening on Wed 27 Sept 2pm is socially distanced with a reduced capacity. Face coverings are optional. Food and drink from our Cafe Bar can be taken into the theatre as normal.

Bring Baby Screening
The screening on Fri 22 Sept 11.30am is exclusively for parents, carers and grown-ups with children under 2 years. Lights are kept on low level and you can move around if you need to. Tickets are £5.50 for adults (including a cup of tea/coffee); babies and infants are free of charge. Seating is unreserved and unaccompanied adults are not admitted.

•  26 Sep from £950
•  27 Sep from £950

Led by Julie Potter

This class is particularly suited to beginners, those returning to yoga having had a break, those with specific injuries or conditions or even those that consider themselves to be of a ‘certain age’ that might need a less challenging approach. We will cover general breathing practises, the basic and gentler postures, together with general information and possible discussion around movement and the potential difficulties we might come up against.

The aim will be to relax and enjoy.

The yoga I teach is an evolution of nearly 30 years of practice and study, with a broad experience of many styles and teachers. In recent years I have been moving away from ‘external’ evaluation of the postures and moving towards an ‘internal’ sense of the postures, moving away from the more used traditional approach of systemised yoga to a more experiential and ‘felt’ approach, influenced by teachers who have been inspired by the teachings of Vanda Scaravelli.

Please bring a blanket, a yoga / Pilates mat, and wear loose comfortable clothing

Autumn
6 Sep - 18 Oct (7 weeks)
1 Nov - 13 Dec (7 weeks)
£12 per session | £63 per 7 week course

This class will take place both in person and online via Zoom.

You will find the link to access the session in your booking confirmation email

•  27 Sep from £12
•   4 Oct from £12
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Led by Susan Bridge

Sketchpad Transformations Part 1 is a new exciting 6 week course (3hrs each Wednesday) designed to inspire your creativity, develop ideas and open your mind to new artistic approaches.

It will be followed by Part 2 ( 6 wks) in the second part of the term when we we will continue to develop new topics.

As the course progresses we will transform a bland and empty sketchpad into a rich and creative journal through drawing and painting which will offer a range of possibilities ripe for development.

Each week we will build a new page and you will be introduced to a different media, technique or subject touching upon the work of artists who have worked on similar themes.

Materials
Participants will need to purchase an A4 hard backed sketchpad (not spiral bound) containing good quality cartridge paper and bring it to the first session.
Appropriate media should be brought to forthcoming sessions, guidance given by tutor during the preceding session.

Wk 1 (6 Sept) Collage
Examination of a variety of artist's sketchpads/ page examples.
Transformation of pages using tutor's materials ready for forthcoming weeks.

Wk 2 (13 Sept) Shells
Working from direct experience we will draw in biro and paint.

Wk 3 (20 Sept) Fabulous feathers
Exploring design and colour using paint.

Wk4 (27 Sept) Man-made
Using a simple object seen from a variety of angles we will depict tone using chalk and charcoal pencils.

Wk 5 (4 Oct) Insects
Draw and paint a bee using acrylic paint

Wk 6 (11 Oct) Multi- cultural
Using Japanese kobechi dolls we will explore tonal shading using pencil and watercolour.

£160 for 6 week course of £134 for 5 week course

•  27 Sep
•   4 Oct
• 1 more dates...

Led by Funky Monkeys

Have you ever wondered what your baby is thinking or feeling? Would it help if they could communicate those thoughts and feelings to you?

Sign & Rhyme teaches parents/carers and their little ones, simple sign language that enables them to communicate before speech takes over. Just like waving and clapping, your baby can learn to tell you when they’re hungry, in pain or just that they’ve seen a dog! This is empowering to them and hugely rewarding for you! In most cases babies who sign learn to talk sooner than their non-signing peers.

Signs are used in class, like actions, to accompany songs and nursery rhymes and with an array of props, puppets, instruments and the use of disco lights, bubbles and parachutes to enhance the sensory experience and make learning more fun.

There's also:
Free on-site parking
Café (open all day)
Baby changing facilities

Mums, Dads, Grandparents, Carers all welcome with their babies under 18 months

Wednesdays
13 Sept - 20 Dec (exc 25 Oct)
1.45pm - 2.30pm
£7.50 for 1 Adult and 1 Child | £4.50 for additional siblings

•  27 Sep from £450
•   4 Oct from £450
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Led by Creative Eye.

Norden Farm's Crafternoons are relaxed crafting sessions for older people.

Get crafty with a range of activities, or bring along your own projects to work on with support from tutor Kayleigh Robinson.

You can learn new skills, meet new people and try something new, a cup of tea is included with the ticket price. If you are unable to attend in person you can log on from home to chat and join in the session.

Autumn Season

Wed 27 Sept Abstract Pouch/Case Painting
Wed 4 Oct Block Printing
Wed 11 Oct Dictionary Embroidery
Wed 18 Oct Cork Pumpkin
Wed 25 Oct Scrap Fabric Wreath
Wed 1 Nov Polymer Clay Broach
Wed 15 Nov CD Mosaic Tea-light holder
Wed 22 Nov Air Dry Glass Design
Wed 29 Nov Christmas Cards
Wed 6 Dec Christmas Gnome Hanging Ornament
Wed 13 Dec Salt Dough Ornament
Wed 20 Dec Fabric Tree Ornament

Social Arts Crafternoons is a partially funded project run by Norden Farm with support from The Berkshire Community Foundation.

Suitable for ages 60+ years.

2pm - 3pm
£5 per session, including a cup of tea

These are blended sessions, where you can take part in person at Norden Farm or online via Zoom.

If you need transport to Norden Farm for this session please contact Jess Thompson at jess.thompson@nordenfarm.org / 01628 682563 to talk through your requirements.

•  27 Sep from £5
•   4 Oct from £5
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Led by Emma Duncan.

In each session children take part in a series of drama games and activities that develop their confidence as well as teaching them drama skills. These include focus, communication, developing a character and voice projection.

As the weeks go on the group will each have a part with some lines to learn in a small-scale show. They will rehearse as a team and share what they have learnt during the last session, more details to follow on this after half term.

Suitable for school years 2 - 6.

'Norden Farm is my favourite after school club, it always keeps me moving and relaxed. It is a great place to go for drama and within a short time, I have become far more confident and expressive' Timothy, age 7

'We have sent both of our children to Youth Theatre at Norden Farm and have seen dramatic improvements in there ability, confidence, social awareness and expressiveness generally and specifically. The environment is safe and developmental in a broad and exciting sense' Alex - parent

Autumn
Wed 20 Sept - Wed 6 Dec, exc 25 Oct

5pm - 6pm
£93.50

Junior Youth Theatre Bookng Form

•  27 Sep
•   4 Oct
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Led by Emma Duncan.

Each term we will be focusing on developing the participants confidence and well-being through a series of drama games and activities.

This term the Senior Youth Theatre group are focusing on developing drama skills. They’ll learn a deeper understanding of performance and managing their nerves as well as some more specialised techniques including comedy and physical theatre.

Suitable for school years 7 - 12.

'Norden Farm is my favourite after school club, it always keeps me moving and relaxed. It is a great place to go for drama and within a short time, I have become far more confident and expressive' Timothy, age 7

'We have sent both of our children to Youth Theatre at Norden Farm and have seen dramatic improvements in there ability, confidence, social awareness and expressiveness generally and specifically. The environment is safe and developmental in a broad and exciting sense' Alex - parent

Autumn
Wed 20 Sept - Wed 6 Dec, exc 25 Oct
6.05pm - 7.30pm
£132

Senior Youth Theatre Booking Form

•  27 Sep
•   4 Oct
• 8 more dates...

Led by Richard Lee

For novice guitarists who can string chords together, strum confidently and move between chords with some ease, to take the next steps. You will learn some classic songs, interesting chords, light music theory and the 12-bar blues.

These classes are split by skills level;

Beginners A - Recently completed the Absolute Beginners course but still some way to go. Yet to tackle bar chords and complicated rhythms.

Beginners B - Well on the way and able to do bar chords

Beginners C - Almost intermediate but not quite yet.

If you've never played guitar you need to book on the Absolute Beginners course!

Autumn
6 Sept - 4 Oct (5 weeks)
11 Oct - 15 Nov exc 25 Oct (5 weeks)
29 Nov - 20 Dec (4 weeks)
7pm - 8pm
£50 per 5 week course
Booking cut off time: 6pm on the first day of each course

This class will take place both in person and online via Zoom.

You will find the link to access the session in your booking confirmation email

Suitable for ages 18+ years.

•  27 Sep
•   4 Oct
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Three of the UK's leading Klezmer musicians come together to lead a Klezmer Keilidh celebrating Rosh Hashanah at Norden Farm.

Susi Evans and John Macnaughton from Loshn Klezmer Band are joined by the fabulous Josh Middleton (Indecent Theatre Show, Don Kipper), to lead an evening of traditional Yiddish Dance.

The evening will include learning steps to fun traditional dances including the Sher, Bulgars, Freylekhs, Horas and many more... These dances are primarily line and circle based so no need to bring a partner!

Long Barn
£16

•  27 Sep from £16

Led by Neil McCurley

Learn new performance skills, meet new people and have fun - end of term sharing's and annual productions in the mix.

If you have a love of theatre or just want to take part in an enjoyable, collaborative venture then these sessions are for you - whatever your experience or ability.

Sessions are led by Neil McCurley. Neil has spent his adult life working as a theatre practitioner both as a drama teacher and as the Artistic Director of his own theatre company. He has directed over 70 productions.

Everyone over 18 is welcome – no experience necessary

Community Theatre (Evening)
Wed 27 Sept - Wed 6 Dec 8pm - 9.30pm
(exc Wed 25 Oct)

£120 for 10 weeks (£12 for trial for first session, then £108 after)

View our Community Theatre (Daytime) Class here.

•  27 Sep from £12
•   4 Oct
• 8 more dates...

Dir: Louis Garrel | 95mins

French with English subtitles
A man struggles to come to terms with the criminal background of his mother's new husband in this French comedy heist thriller. Strong language features in this warm-hearted, family themed crime caper.

Starring Louis Garrel, Roschdy Zem, Noémie Merlant

'A frothy heist movie with an unexpectedly tender heart' ★★★★ Times UK

'A fun, soapy caper – earnestly silly and very warm' ★★★★ Little White Lies

★★★★ Observer UK

£10.50 | £9.50 conc

Special Ticket Offer
£9 | £8 conc tickets when you book for three films at the same time. Offer excludes event cinema screenings. Offer applied in basket.

•  27 Sep from £950

Led by Richard Lee

For novice guitarists who can string chords together, strum confidently and move between chords with some ease, to take the next steps. You will learn some classic songs, interesting chords, light music theory and the 12-bar blues.

These classes are split by skills level;

Beginners A - Recently completed the Absolute Beginners course but still some way to go. Yet to tackle bar chords and complicated rhythms.

Beginners B - Well on the way and able to do bar chords

Beginners C - Almost intermediate but not quite yet.

If you've never played guitar you need to book on the Absolute Beginners course!

Autumn
6 Sept - 4 Oct (5 weeks),
11 Oct - 15 Nov exc 25 Oct (5 weeks)
29 Nov - 20 Dec (4 weeks)
8.30pm - 9.30pm
£50 per 5 week course
Booking cut off time: 6pm on the first day of each course

This class will take place both in person and online via Zoom.

You will find the link to access the session in your booking confirmation email

Suitable for ages 18+ years.

•  27 Sep
•   4 Oct
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Led by Annet Bowler

Zumba with Annet is a fun, easy to follow, dance based class. Get fit and exercise in disguise to uplifting Latin rhythms!

This 60 minute class feels more than a party that exercise class. It suits all levels of ability and beginners are very welcome.

Zumba is a total workout, combining all elements of fitness – cardio, muscle conditioning, balance and flexibility.

It can help make you feel happy, healthy, strong, amazing, unstoppable and confident!

Autumn

7 Sept, 14 Sept, 21 Sept, 28 Sept, 5 Oct, 12 Oct, 19 Oct, 26 Oct, 2 Nov, 9 Nov, 16 Nov, 23 Nov, 30 Nov, 7 Dec, 14 Dec, 21 Dec
11.30am – 12.30pm
£7 per class | £30 for 5 sessions a term

Please note on Thurs 12 Oct this class will be covered by Heena Rehman.

Suitable for ages 18+ years.

If the tutor is unavailable for a session, a replacement will be provided wherever possible.

•  28 Sep from £7
•   5 Oct from £7
• 11 more dates...

Led by Neil McCurley

Learn new performance skills, meet new people and have fun - end of term sharing's and annual productions in the mix.

If you have a love of theatre or just want to take part in an enjoyable, collaborative venture then these sessions are for you - whatever your experience or ability.

Sessions are led by Neil McCurley. Neil has spent his adult life working as a theatre practitioner both as a drama teacher and as the Artistic Director of his own theatre company. He has directed over 70 productions.

Everyone over 18 is welcome – no experience necessary

Community Theatre (Daytime)
Thur 28 Sept - Thur 7 Dec 2pm - 3.30pm
(exc Thur 26 Oct)

£120 for 10 weeks (£12 for trial for first session, then £108 after)

View our Community Theatre (Evening) Class here.

•  28 Sep from £12
•   5 Oct
• 8 more dates...

Led by Richard Lee

For novice guitarists who can string chords together, strum confidently and move between chords with some ease, to take the next steps. You will learn some classic songs, interesting chords, light music theory and the 12-bar blues.

These classes are split by skills level;

Beginners A - Recently completed the Absolute Beginners course but still some way to go. Yet to tackle bar chords and complicated rhythms.

Beginners B - Well on the way and able to do bar chords

Beginners C - Almost intermediate but not quite yet.

If you've never played guitar you need to book on the Absolute Beginners course!

Autumn

7pm - 8pm
7 Sept - 5 Oct (5 weeks)
12 Oct - 16 Nov exc 26 Oct (5 weeks)
23 Nov - 21 Dec (5 weeks)
£50 per 5 week course
Booking cut off time: 6pm on the first day of each course

This class will take place both in person and online via Zoom.

You will find the link to access the session in your booking confirmation email

Suitable for ages 18+ years.

•  28 Sep
•   5 Oct
• 9 more dates...

Led by Tango Journey

Tango is a social dance. All across the country people gather in village halls to socialise and dance to the music of 1930s/40s Buenos Aires.

The course is suitable for beginners and for those that want to refresh the fundamentals of the dance. You will learn how to dance with a partner, with the music and within a group.

You will learn a little about the history and culture of tango and you will be given music and film clips to enjoy at home. Above all you will have fun!

Autumn
28 Sept - 16 Nov
8pm - 9pm
£12 per session | £72 per 8 week course

•  28 Sep from £12
•   5 Oct from £12
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Fresh from his sold-out, critically acclaimed Edinburgh Fringe run and becoming the most viewed British comedian of all time on TikTok, the world famous prankster and Lee Nelson creator is back with an outrageous new show.

In Screwed Up Simon rips into celebrity culture, social media, the police, Putin, Prince Andrew and Jesus.

Nothing is off limits in this hilarious show, including his own mental health, his family, his five arrests and how he once found himself at an underground sex party.

'No show has made me laugh more than this one… His finest hour on stage' ★★★★ The Times

'Screwed Up is a full-on rat-a-tat gag-fest' ★★★★ Mail On Sunday

Courtyard Theatre
£22.50

Simon's website
@SimonBrodkin
@nordenfarm

•  28 Sep SOLD OUT

Presented by DRH Arts.

Draining the Swamp is a provocative new play developed by The Company. It Explores the character, activities, and legacy of Sir Oswald Mosley, who was given a short, sharp portrait in the BBC Peaky Blinders series.

From the perspective of the 1960s, and the emergence of the European Union, Sir Oswald Mosley looks back on his experiences in the 1930s.

The play brings to life the meteoric political rise of Mosley as a potential Labour Prime Minister, and the subsequent founding and development of the British Union of Fascists. We see Mosley and Diana Mitford on their wedding day at Joseph Goebbels’s house in Berlin, and witness the events leading up to the infamous Battle of Cable St before the Mosley’s are incarcerated in Holloway Prison.

Reflecting from the perspective of his silver and ruby wedding anniversaries, Mosley ponders on his legacy and the opportunities for future political leaders to communicate with and stir the masses.

Finally, that legacy is given substance in events taking place in 2019.

'This is a first-class piece of biographical theatre and a very enjoyable 80 minutes which I would recommend catching' ★★★★ One4Review

'Rowland D Hill gives an assured performance, portraying the oily charm and charisma of Mosley' North West End UK

'An entertaining and informative play' British Theatre Review

Studio
£15 | £13 (conc)

DRH Art's website
Draining The Swamp Instragram
@nordenfarm

•  28 Sep from £13
•  28 Sep from £13
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Led by Richard Lee.

Play guitar but stuck in a rut? Want to play some notable songs and impress your friends? Then this is the course for you. Rediscover your 6-string and why you took it up originally.

Learn some classic songs as well as learning your pentationic scales, slide guitar and alternate tunings

Autumn
7 Sept - 5 Oct (5 weeks)
12 Oct - 16 Nov exc 26 Oct (5 weeks)
30 Nov - 21 Dec (4 weeks)
8.30pm - 9.30pm
£50 per 5 week course
Booking cut off time: 6pm on the first day of each course

This class will take place both in person and online via Zoom.

You will find the link to access the session in your booking confirmation email

Suitable for 18+ years.

•  28 Sep
•   5 Oct
• 9 more dates...

Led by Julie Potter

This class is suited to those who have been practising for at least 6. My intention for this class is to move our practise forward, explore different avenues and approaches to the traditional postures. We will be aiming to be going deeper into ‘awareness’ and ‘noticing’.

The yoga I teach is an evolution of over 20 years of practice and study, perhaps moving away from ‘external’ evaluation of the postures and moving towards an ‘internal’ sense of the postures, moving away from the more used traditional approach of systemised yoga to a more experiential approach. Whilst looking at traditional Hatha Yoga postures and pranayamas, I will be encouraging fun and freedom within the traditional structure, whilst taking into our awareness fundamental anatomical and functional aspects required by our bodies for maximum wellbeing benefits.

Please bring a blanket, a yoga / Pilates mat, and wear loose comfortable clothing.

Autumn
8 Sept - 20 Oct (7 weeks)
3 Nov - 15 Dec ( 7 weeks)
£12 per session | or £63 per 7 week course

This class will take place both in person and online via Zoom.

You will find the link to access the session in your booking confirmation email

•  29 Sep from £12
•   6 Oct from £12
• 9 more dates...

An energetic and creative music and movement class for babies and children under 5.

This fun and funky session uses lights, puppets, parachute, instruments and music to get your little ones moving!

Suitable for ages 9 months - 5 years.

Autumn
8 Sept - 29 Sept (4 weeks)
6 Oct - 3 Nov, exc 13 Oct (4 weeks)
10 Nov - 1 Dec (4 weeks)
15 Dec and 22 Dec
11am - 11.45am

£7.50 | Siblings (18 months +) £4.50 | £26 for 4 sessions a term

If you would like to book the offer price for 4 sessions, please enter a ticket for each date you would like to attend into your basket and the offer will apply automatically.

•  29 Sep from £450
•   6 Oct from £450
• 9 more dates...

Led by Helen D Evans

The course is for people with experience of working with clay that would like to improve their coiling technique. Allowing you to choose between making something sculptural or functional.

The intention is to spend 3 weeks making a series of pieces or alternatively make a unique piece using coils. The final week will be used to decorate your work with underglazes.

Your work will then be clear glazed & fired off-site and then ready to collect from Norden Farm.

The price includes: Clay, use of tools, Underglazes, application of a clear glaze and firing work.

All work will be fired to Earthenware.

You may want to bring with you:
- Sketchbook for ideas / with ideas
- Pens / Pencils
- A plastic bag to wrap your work in.
- A cloth to wipe your hands on
- An apron
- Any clay tools you may have

After the course.

Helen will notify you regarding the collection of your work which usually takes between 4-6 weeks.

•  29 Sep from £100
•   6 Oct
• 2 more dates...

Singing is a great way to relieve stress and promote well-being.

Meet new people and take some time for you in this new acappella choir for mums, dads, grandparents, carers and their babies!

It is a baby friendly class, created especially so you can bring the baby you care for. Grown ups are in a semi circle (with room for your buggy next to you) and babies can sit, crawl or play on the blanket in front of you.

These uplifting classes are led by conductor/composer (and mum) Marta Radwan. There's no auditions, no singing experience is needed and you don't need to have a 'good voice' - just an openness to have a go! You'll be sure to know the songs and there will even be some which include your little one.

There's also:
* Free on-site parking
* Café (open all day)
* Baby changing facilities

Mums, Dads, Grandparents, Carers all welcome with their babies under 18 months

Fridays
8 Sept - 6 Oct (5 weeks)
13 Oct - 17 Nov, exc 27 Oct (5 weeks)
24 Nov - 15 Dec (4 weeks)
12.30pm - 1.30pm
£9 per session | £36 for 4 week course | £40 for 5 week course

•  29 Sep from £10
•   6 Oct from £10
• 9 more dates...

Led by Dr Marta Mathea Radwan

Norden Farm’s Daytime Choir is a fun, friendly, non-auditioned choir for everyone. We learn by ear, so you don’t need music experience. Our music ranges from gospel, world and jazz to pop and classical - anything that sounds great and is a joy to sing. Joining us is a great way to meet people and sing your stress away.

Autumn
8 Sept - 6 Oct (5 weeks)
13 Oct - 17 Nov, exc 27 Oct (5 weeks)
24 Nov - 15 Dec (4 weeks)

£10 per session | £50 for 5 week course | £40 for 4 week course

Suitable for 18+ years

About the tutor
Dr Marta Mathea Radwan is an award-winning vocalist, composer and musical director. Heralding from Poland and with over 30 years' experience in musical performance, Marta conducts choirs around London, including: jazz group Alle Choir London, Offbeat a cappella community choirs in Acton and Richmond, and Singing for Fun groups at Brunel University London.

•  29 Sep
•   6 Oct
• 9 more dates...

Led by Kate Hughes

Join Kate Hughes of Kate Hughes Meditation for an hour of mindfulness, designed to promote calm and awareness.

During the session we will explore breathing techniques, different kinds of meditation, and various mindfulness exercises including some gentle movement (this can be adapted to suit all mobility levels).

No experience of meditation or mindfulness is required, and these sessions are suitable for you if you are an absolute beginner or have done some kind of mindfulness practice before.

Please wear comfortable clothing. The session will end with a relaxation exercise and you may wish to bring your own mat and blanket, although these will be provided.

Autumn
29 Sept, 27 Oct, 10 Nov, 15 Dec
6.30pm – 7.30pm
£12 per session

•  29 Sep from £12
•  27 Oct from £12
• 2 more dates...

The Upbeat Beatles are second to none -powerhouse vocals, precision harmonies and tight musicianship.

The guys have an easy, happy rapport with any crowd, giving them a reputation to be envied as the best in the business. There isn’t a band to touch them - 8 bars of Twist and Shout and you will know why! No other band can perform this song like The Upbeat Beatles!

The show takes you through the Fab Four’s long and winding road from the early Cavern days through Beatlemania, America, Sergeant Pepper to Abbey Road, with narrative and full multi-media presentation. If you love The Beatles you’ll love this show, and if you don’t love The Beatles you’ll love this show!

Courtyard Theatre
£22

The Upbeat Beatles website
@UpbeatBeatles
@nordenfarm

•  29 Sep LIMITED

Led by SalsaStyle

Specialising for twenty years in providing individual attention to help you develop dance techniques and grow in confidence. SalsaStyle will ensure everyone feels welcome no matter what level.

Fridays
8 Sept - 13 Oct, exc 22 Sept (5 weeks)
20 Oct - 17 Nov (5 weeks)
24 Nov - 22 Dec (5 weeks)
8.15pm - 9.15pm
£12 per session I £50 for 5 weeks or £60 for 6 weeks

Don't forget to stay for the Salsa Social from 9.15pm - 10pm: stay after the class for a dance and drink!

Box Office closes at 8pm but online booking is still available.

Click here for more information about SalsaStyle.

•  29 Sep from £12
•   6 Oct from £12
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Led by Deborah Le Vene-Page.

Align and Flow Yoga is influenced by the biomechanics and heart orientated philosophy of the Anusara Hatha style of yoga. With a specific alignment focus within the flow of postures the practice will tone and strengthen the body, improve posture and create more freedom in the body and mind resulting in a calm and relaxed state of being.

Each week there will be a different theme weaving its’ way through the session, but a typical class starts with breathing techniques to centre and ground, poses to warm up and then progresses to a fun and challenging mix of vinyasa and alignment yoga.

This class is designed to cultivate focus, stamina, strength, and flexibility. Leaving time at the end for a well-deserved relaxation.

Come prepared for an energising class that will also leave you feeling relaxed.

Suitable for 18+ years

Autumn
16 Sept - 9 Dec , exc 23 Sept & 25 Nov (11 weeks)
£12.50 per session | £115.50 for 11 week course
10am - 11am

Suitable for all levels of experience. Please bring a yoga mat with you.

•  30 Sep from £1250
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Led by Jo Hall

Using granulating colours gives interesting texture to watercolour paintings. In this workshop you will learn more about what causes granulation; which colours granulate, what mixtures of colour granulate; how to use granulating medium; and what super-granulating colours are. After experimenting with some granulating colours and techniques you will be invited to paint an imaginative landscape, or an intuitive or abstract composition using these colours and techniques.

Please bring your own materials; watercolour paints, to include two of the following: French Ultramarine or Cobalt Blue, Burnt Sienna, Cerulean Blue, Green Earth, Ivory or Mars Black.

Some granulating medium will be available at the session and if you are fortunate enough to have any Daniel Smith granulating Primatek paints or any Schminke Supergranulating colours do bring them. I will also have some you can try. Demonstrations will include some of these and the effects of working on different textured papers and the addition of granulating medium and salt to usually non-granulating colours.

Also bring some NOT watercolour paper, brushes, water pots, paper towel, masking tape, drawing board and small wooden block to angle the board. Pencil and small sketchbook for notes.

Some paper will be available from the tutor at cost.

•  30 Sep from £42

Led by Annet Bowler

Zumba with Annet is a fun, easy to follow, dance based class. Get fit and exercise in disguise to uplifting Latin rhythms!

This 60 minute class feels more than a party that exercise class. It suits all levels of ability and beginners are very welcome.

Zumba is a total workout, combining all elements of fitness – cardio, muscle conditioning, balance and flexibility.

It can help make you feel happy, healthy, strong, amazing, unstoppable and confident!

Autumn
9 Sept, 16 Sept, 30 Sept, 14 Oct, 21 Oct, 4 Nov, 11 Nov, 18 Nov, 2 Dec, 9 Dec, 16 Dec
11.30am – 12.30pm
£7 per class | £30 for 5 sessions a term

Please note on Sat 14 Oct this class will be covered by Heena Rehman.

Suitable for ages 18+ years.

•  30 Sep from £7
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170 minutes (no interval).

Sung in German with English subtitles

Director Barrie Kosky joins forces with conductor Antonio Pappano in a bold new imagining of the first chapter of Wagner's Ring cycle.

When a precious hoard of gold is stolen from the river Rhine, it unleashes a chain of destructive events, pitting gods and mortals against one another for generations.

Wagner’s Ring cycle boasts some of the greatest music ever written for the opera stage.

Join us as we embark on a spectacular journey into the world of myth, dream and memory, with the figure of Erda – Mother Earth herself – at its centre. Antonio Pappano conducts Barrie Kosky’s bold new imagining of Wagner’s Das Rheingold – which marks the start of a new Ring cycle for The Royal Opera – with an outstanding cast including Christopher Maltman (Wotan) and Christopher Purves (Alberich).

Courtyard Theatre
£16

•  30 Sep from £16

In the aftermath of a global pandemic, the comedian and scientist has had a Riawakening and sees the world differently.

In this highly anticipated debut tour Ria tackles the issues of coming out of a global pandemic, the new normal, divorce, dating in a new digital world, motherhood and what it really means to be a woman today.

Fearless, provocative, and very funny, Ria Lina is the only Filipina comedian in British stand-up and a hugely admired talent in the comedy industry.

Her extensive list of credits includes Live At The Apollo, Have I Got News For You, Mock the Week, Lovestruck High, Richard Hammond’s Brain Reaction, House of Games, The Last Leg and Celebrity Mas-termind.

'I guarantee you will laugh a lot' ★★★★ The Scotsman

Studio
£16

Ria Lina's website
@RiaLina
@nordenfarm

•  30 Sep LIMITED
•  28 Oct from £16

Somewhere in a parallel universe little Alfie’s natural comedic performance skills were recognised by his doting parents who encouraged and developed his blossoming talent.

After several years as a stage school brat Alfie’s angelic face was launched onto stage and screen and the rest is history...

Meanwhile, in this universe Alfie Moore was told to stop messing about in class before being encouraged into the grinding, grimy world of an apprenticeship in the Sheffield steelworks.

When recession hit he traded steel for copper by joining Humberside Police.

In his 40s the two universes collided when Alfie made a bid for showbiz success - but unfortunately 30 years of shift-work and being punched in the face quite a lot, had left him with a face for radio!

A face not so much lived in as inhabited by a settlement of squatters with little regard to property maintenance and repair.

In his 40s a surprising career shift turned middle-aged Alfie from street cop to BBC radio star. But when TV fame beckoned could he grasp it or was he past it?

Star of BBC Radio 4's It's a Fair Cop.

'…offbeat, revealing and very funny' Daily Mail
'…thoroughly engaging, endlessly funny. His charisma shines through as bright and colourful as a twirling blue light' Mature Times

Courtyard Theatre
£18

Alfie Moore's website
@alfiemoore
@nordenfarm

•  30 Sep from £18

Certificate 18. 220 mins (1 interval).

James Norton (Happy Valley) stars in the theatrical event of 2023 as visionary director Ivo van Hove (A View from the Bridge) stages the English language premiere of A Little Life.

Following a sell-out West End run, this record-breaking production of the million-copy bestseller by Hanya Yanagihara will now be released in cinemas across the UK and selected international territories.

A Little Life follows four college friends in New York City: aspiring actor Willem, successful architect Malcolm, struggling artist JB, and prodigious lawyer Jude. As ambition, addiction, and pride threaten to pull the group apart, they always find themselves bound by their love for Jude and the mysteries of his past. But when those secrets come to light, they finally learn that to know Jude St Francis is to understand the limitless potential of love in the face of life.

The critically acclaimed five-star play also stars Luke Thompson (Bridgerton), Omari Douglas (It’s A Sin), Zach Wyatt (The Witcher), Elliot Cowan (The Crown), Zubin Varla (Tammy Faye), Nathalie Armin (Force Majeure) and Emilio Doorgasingh (Best of Enemies).

A deeply moving and affecting piece of theatre’ ★★★★★ Theatre Weekly
‘James Norton is astonishing’ ★★★★ The Stage
‘Utterly compelling theatre’ ★★★★ Daily Express
‘James Norton gives a career-defining performance’ ★★★★ Daily Mail
‘Norton’s astonishing performance puts him into the top rank’ ★★★★ Evening Standard
‘James Norton delivers an incredible performance’ ★★★★ Gay Times
Magnificent. beautifully played by the eight-strong cast’ ★★★★ The I
‘An unforgettable show’ ★★★★ London Theatre

Courtyard Theatre
£16

A Little Life's website

•   3 Oct from £16
•   3 Oct from £16

Led by Sophie Keaveney

Do you like to crochet or knit? Join us for a relaxed and creative get together over a drink of your choice.

Suitable for those with experience of crochet / knitting.

Please bring your own project along. Some spare needles and wool will be available.

This class will take place both in person and online via Zoom.

If you are taking part online, you will find the link to access the session in your booking confirmation email

Autumn
Wed 6 Sept, 4 Oct, 1 Nov, 6 Dec
7pm – 8.30pm
£6 including a drink from the bar | £3 online

•   4 Oct from £3
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Led by Dawn Carroll

In this one day workshop you will learn how to make a hare in clay. A newspaper armature will be provided to get the general shape of the hare then we will look at the position of his head to the bend of the ear to bring out his character. At the end of the class there’s will be an opportunity to add slips or oxide to your piece.

Cost includes Clay, slip or oxide, use of tools and one finished piece to be earthenware fired.

Please bring an apron
A date will be arranged to collect work from Norden Farm

•   5 Oct from £75

Live screening. 210 minutes (including one interval).

Sung in Italian with English subtitles.

Expect sun, fun and vocal acrobatics in Laurent Pelly’s much-loved staging of Donizetti’s intoxicating and witty comedy.

Country boy Nemorino is determined to win the haughty Adina’s heart, but she refuses to give him the time of day. Can Doctor Dulcamara’s so-called ‘elixir of love’ work its magic?

Conductor Sesto Quatrini makes his house debut, as does soprano Nadine Sierra in the role of Adina. She is joined by Liparit Avetisyan, Boris Pinkhasovich and the incomparable Bryn Terfel as the genial wheeler-dealer Doctor Dulcamara.

Courtyard Theatre
£16

•   5 Oct from £16

Star of Live at the Apollo, Late Night Mash and Edinburgh Comedy Award Best Newcomer nominee.

Helen Bauer brings a show all about the women in her life, from her mother to her best friend and that one girl who was mean in 2008.

Oh, and Disney Princesses, obvs.

Co-host of the smash-hit podcast Trusty Hogs and seen on BBC3, Comedy Central, Dave, ITV and more.

'Sticking out for all the right reasons’ ★★★★ Scotsman

‘Utterly brilliant’ ★★★★ List

Studio
£15

Helen Bauer's website.
@HelenBaBauer
@nordenfarm

•   5 Oct from £15

One of the highest regarded tribute bands in the UK, expect a blistering live performance.

Fronted by a stunning Debbie Harry lookalike, the band is made up of experienced professionals. Amongst them they have played with Katrina (And The Waves), Craig David, John Legend, Beverley Knight, Ronan Keating, Chris De Burgh, The Feeling, D-Ream, to name but a few.

Blondie were one of the most iconic bands of the 70s and 80s, and they still turn out hits and great music today. So, come along for an exciting, passionate performance – it’s totally authentic, totally awesome, and Totally Blondie!

Courtyard Theatre
£20

Totally Blondie website
@Totally_Blondie
@nordenfarm

•   6 Oct from £20

Led by Mick McNicholas

Learn about the stages of portraiture, drawing with charcoal from a live model.

Suitable for all levels of experience.

Suitable for 18+ years

Sat 7 Oct
11am – 4pm
£34

•   7 Oct from £34

Norden Farm Markets take place on the first Saturday of every month. They are (mostly) outdoor markets, held under the Linhay barns - a nod to our history as an ancient dairy farm.

The Norden Farm Markets are unique. There's a Café Bar onsite, accessible toilets (with baby changing) and a programme of activities from cinema to classes. Stallholders sell inspiring artisanal produce ranging from arts and crafts to food and snacks.

Upcoming Autumn Market Dates:
Sat 7 Oct and Sat 4 Nov

12pm - 4pm | Entry is FREE

Upcoming Festive Market Dates: Fri 24 Nov and Sat 2 Dec

6pm - 9pm | Entry is FREE

Visiting the market is the perfect Saturday. Shop in the market for unusual, hand made, delicious items and then take in a film or recline with a coffee in our Café Bar where there are plenty of books and games to keep the little ones happy.

Dogs are very welcome, outdoors at the Norden Farm Markets and there’s always fresh water out for them.

Parking spaces are reserved for blue badge holders and the whole site is accessible.

Stallholders

Our October Stallholders:

∙ bakedbyluz ∙ The Bearded Cow ∙ S&L Pamper ∙ Bright As A Button Jewellery ∙ But One String ∙ Kazscraftcabin ∙ Rocks and Key ∙ Pixie Tiger Art ∙ KaNa Homecooked ∙ Daise's Kitchen ∙ Happy Leaf ∙ Marmalove ∙ Butternut Box ∙ Eclipse ∙ Luumi home ltd ∙ Happy Post Crafts ∙ Rapture ∙ RLDT Studio ∙ Rhian Winslade Ceramics ∙ Tamsin Denholm Jewellery ∙ OPTALIS - Community Lives

We are pleased to share that all stalls have been allocated for both our Autumn Markets and our Festive Markets, however if you would like to join our waitlist please complete our online application form and we will be in touch if a stall becomes available .

We have 2 types of pitches available - covered areas under the Linhay (stallholders provide their own trestle tables) and Gazebo pitches. You can drive right up to you pitch on hard standing - so the set up and take down is blissfully simple and doesn’t require lugging!

Quotes

★'Thank you for having our stall today, had a fab day, met some fab people, great first day back, can't wait for the next one, from all of us at ReRe's Soaps & Scents'

★'It was lovely. I'll be back next time. Thank you for organising Norden Farm!'

★'Absolutely amazing afternoon at @nordenfarm! Thanks to all who came to support us. Looking forward to the next one. #maidenhead #localmarket #supportlocal'

★'My daughter and I really enjoyed the Norden Farm Outdoor Market yesterday, exploring the various food and craft stalls on offer and taking home one or two tasty treats. It was a fantastic chance to support some great local businesses from around Maidenhead. The Norden Farm cafe was also open to enjoy. I would definitely recommend popping down next time if you can make it'

★'Setting up for today’s Jubilee market at @nordenfarm. Fantastic atmosphere, thanks to all for organising and attending. The music was fab and we all had a great time!'

•   7 Oct FREE
•   4 Nov FREE
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Dire Streets bring to life the classic songs of one of the world’s greatest guitar bands with a level of musicianship and attention to detail that makes them the stand out Dire Straits tribute in the UK.

The two-hour theatre show includes faithful renditions of classic studio tracks along with extended live versions from some of the legendary Dire Straits concerts.

For over a decade, Dire Streets have performed Dire Straits’ incredible back catalogue to thousands of theatre-goers across the UK.

No other Dire Streets tribute act comes as close to reproducing Mark Knopfler’s distinctive guitar and vocal tones – making Dire Streets as near to the original band as you can see live.

The six-piece band is made up of some of the country’s top tribute musicians. They deliver a stunning show that fulfils their mission of doing justice to one of the most original and talented bands the UK has ever produced.

The band makes no attempt to look like the original so no headbands or pink suits, just brilliant songs skilfully played with the enthusiasm and respect they deserve.

Courtyard Theatre
£19

Dire Streets website
@direstreetstrib
@nordenfarm

•   7 Oct from £20

Hosted by Jeff Lloyd.

Join Jeff and 11 other ABBA champions and find out what their favourite ABBA tracks are. An evening of guaranteed classics and hidden gems. Mamma Mia!

Studio
£10

Other Vinyl Frontier Events This Season

Your Best of Abba
Lucky Dip
Battle of the Bands
Your Favourite Vs My Favourite

•   7 Oct SOLD OUT

WEA Maidenhead Branch / Oxford University Department for Continuing Education (OUDCE).

Sandra Smith examines the way historical events and myths have inspired artists, both in the ancient world and up to the modern day.

Programme
10.15am History and myth in the art of the ancient world
11.40am History and myth - the art of the Renaissance and Baroque
1.40pm History and myth - the 19th and early 20th Centuries
3pm History and myth - art of today

Sandra Smith has a MA in Art History and has taught for the University of Oxford and WEA.

Please contact Steph Diggon weamhead@gmail.com or Tel: 01628 563676 for reading list and powerpoint presentation.

Live stream from the Courtyard Theatre | £40 per household

WEA website
@WEAadulted
OUDCE website
@OxfordConted
@nordenfarm

•   9 Oct from £40

Led by Salina Gatto

Brush lettering is a modern form of calligraphy that can be practiced everyday and even on the go. Just put a brush in your bag and you’re all set.

It is not only a way to make beautiful notes for people to make them feel good but a great way to practice mindfulness.

In the 2 hours you have together, you will be tackling exercises of the basic forms of brush calligraphy while being able to add your own personal flairs once you establish the basics.

You will get to take home a pumpkin that you have decorated using the lettering techniques from the class.

Salina is Looking forward to lettering with you all.

•  10 Oct from £55
•  31 Oct from £55

Fairport Convention has been entertaining music lovers for over half a century, with 2023 being their 56th anniversary!

During that time the band that launched British folk-rock has seen many changes. But one thing has remained the same - Fairport’s passion for performance.

This year’s Autumn Tour concert will present a mix of long-established Fairport favourites and some surprises from albums old and new.

Fairport Convention have won a BBC Lifetime Achievement Award and Radio 2 listeners voted their ground-breaking album Liege & Lief The Most Influential Folk Album of All Time. Their story has been celebrated with television documentaries on BBC Four and Sky Arts.

The band features founding member Simon Nicol on guitar and vocals, Dave Pegg on bass guitar and vocals, Ric Sanders on violin, Chris Leslie on bouzouki, mandolin, banjo, fiddle, and vocals

'Stuffing their set with a surprising amount of new material for a vintage act, Fairport are still clearly having fun and brought the house down.' The Guardian

'Fairport is an institution, a festival, purveyors of memories, and keepers of the folk flame. But most of all they are a brilliant live band.' Folk & Tumble

Courtyard Theatre
£28.50

Fairport Convention's website
@fairporttouring
@nordenfarm

•  11 Oct from £2850

Rachel 'Very much the rock’n’roll star of British comedy'- Rolling Stone' - 'Fairburn delivers…with sadistic glee' – Guardian - 'Mouth Almighty' – Her Friends' is back with a brand-new tour for 2023.

She’ll be casting her acerbic eye over everything from your children to her pretentious new alcohol-free life (accurate at time of writing). She’s worried though. Has she mellowed a bit? She carries a lucky crystal now. Catch her before she disappears to the countryside with only joss sticks and taxidermy for company.

Co-host of International smash hit podcast All Killa No Filla and as seen on Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled (Dave), Richard Osman’s House of Games (BBC) and Russell Howard Hour Life Lesson (Sky).

'Huge presence in a pint-sized frame' ★★★★ Chortle

'Bright, brave and bitterly enjoyable' ★★★★ The Skinny

'Gag-heavy, opinionated and smart' ★★★★ Funny Women

Studio
£16

Rachel's website
@rachelfairburn
@nordenfarm

•  11 Oct from £16

Presented by CLAIR/OBSCUR Theatre.

This event marks the 200th anniversary of the first publication of Frankenstein to bear Mary Shelley’s name.

Conception charts a profound voyage of self -discovery for this exceptional writer in her maturity. A journey that trips through the Romantic poetry of Mary Shelley’s contemporaries – P B Shelley, Byron, Keats - soaring like the Skylark and pummelling the depths of Darkness to a final, bare and brutal confrontation with her creation on the Mer de Glace.

October 1840: Gothic writer, Mary Shelley’s first pilgrimage back to Europe in twenty years in defiance of her father - in - law’s express wishes.

Does Mary have the courage to confront the past as she returns to Lake Geneva, her birthplace as a writer and of her most famous novel Frankenstein? Will she find the solace she seeks among Villa Diodati’s rooms, terraces and vineyards where herself, Percy Shelley and Byron spent that unforgettable summer…

Was she the same person who had lived there, the companion of the dead?

More powerful and essential storytelling from Clair Obscur (S.O.E, a necessary woman) celebrating another glorious female icon…

Studio
£16

Clair Obscur Theatre website
@ClairTheatre
@nordenfarm

•  12 Oct from £16

Presented by Smoking Apples.

Escaping on a Kindertransport train, one small Czech-Jewish girl embarks on a
mighty adventure.

Crossing between the past and present, Babi travels across Europe; from bon bons in Germany to the smell of the sea in Margate, she discovers how tiny acts of kindness can change the course of a person’s life.

Joyful, moving and poignant, Kinder features beautiful table top puppetry and
cinematic shadow play. Babi tries to assemble the parts of her broken identity, to find peace in her future.

Kinder is a multi-award winning show, from puppetry and visual theatre company Smoking Apples. Inviting you to take a seat inside an immersive set, the story unfolds through a series of playful hatches and openings.

Kinder has been designed to be accessible for neurodivergent audiences. In the space, we will be providing stims (stimulatory accessories) and active responses to the show are encouraged. Audiences will be able to leave and re-enter the show, at any time and there will be a chill out area (with bean bags, ear defenders and more stims) for periods of regulation. An inclusive resource pack is available on Smoking Apples website, in advance and includes a social story. This can be downloaded here.

'Unmissable' ★★★★★ Everything Theatre
'A symphony of artistry' ★★★★★ West End Evenings
'A Must see play' ★★★★★ Fairy Powered Productions
'Absorbing and touching' ★★★★½ The Reviews Hub

Sat 14 Oct: post show Q&A after the 2pm performance: The cast and creatives of Kinder are joined by Nick Winton, son of Sir Nicholas Winton MBE. They will discuss the show, its themes and the heroic story of how children were evacuated from Prague, to the UK, on the Kindertransport trains. There will be a chance to ask the panel questions and gain insight into the production and the inspirational true story behind it.

Supported using public funding by the National Lottery through Arts Council England and Enterprise Arts Trust.

Suitable for ages 9+ years and children studying the Holocaust.

Studio
£15 | £12 under 16s

Smoking Apples website
@smokingapples
@nordenfarm

•  13 Oct from £12
•  13 Oct from £12
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Led by Janette Moy

Sound Baths are deeply relaxing, anyone can join in. Lay down, cosy and Janette will share beautiful sounds of Gong, Tibetan bowls, Irish Drum ( Bodhran ), Rainstick, Sansula, Kochi chimes and more. Taking you on a journey into the heart of Sacred Sound.

As you relax and bathe in the healing vibrations, your body resonates within these pure tones and you begin to feel retuned and in harmony. Healing can happen at cellular level, our bodies, mind and emotions draw from the sounds the vibration that is needed to bring us into inner balance.

You will need to bring a yoga mat or blanket to lie on. A small cushion for under head comfort. A blanket to cover up. Anything else you want to bring to make a cosy nest. Eye mask if you use one.

We also run daytime Sound Bath classes, click here to find out more.

Autumn
Fri 8 Sept, Fri 6 Oct, Fri 3 Nov, Fri 8 Dec
6.30pm - 7.30pm
£15 per session

Suitable for 18+ years

Please note, to prevent disruption to the class, latecomers may not be admitted.

•  13 Oct from £15
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Carnaby Army bring you the greatest songs from the greatest bands of the greatest era in British modern music history.

The 1960s British Invasion introduced us to bands that are now household names: The Beatles, Rolling Stones, The Kinks, The Animals, The Who, Spencer Davis Group and Small Faces. Meanwhile, over in the US, Jerry Lee Lewis, Chuck Berry and Wilson Picket were turning up the heat.

Carnaby Army’s stunning show brings the excitement of this amazing period back to audiences young and old. This cultural phenomenon needs to be experienced!

Courtyard Theatre
£18.50

Carnaby Army website
@carnabyarmy
@nordenfarm

•  13 Oct from £1850

Led by Aliona Borysenko

Welcome to the world of embroidery!

This jewellery embroidery workshop is for beginners who are new to embroidery with different materials, as well as those with some experience in embroidery with threads.

During the workshop you will practice different embroidery techniques, which will give you the confidence to create and your own embroidery designs.

You will be shown how to embroider with materials such as: beads, crystals, sequins, chenille, metallic threads, bugles and other materials. You may choose to decorate your clothes and your children's clothes with the embroidery you create, or you may choose to complete your embroidery into a brooch.

Autumn
Sat 9 Sep, Sat 14 Oct, Sat 25 Nov
11am - 4pm
£70 per workshop

Materials and instruments for one Robin will be provided. Participants are very welcome to bring their clothes or that they would like to decorate with.

About Aliona Borysenko:
Aliona came from Ukraine where she taught at a leading Jewellery Design School. She began sharing her knowledges in workshops and courses 12 years ago. Whilst in Ukraine, she has worked with Swarovski and Preciosa and has created designs for the likes of Coca Cola, Schwarzkopf, L’Oréal and Windows to name a few. Aliona is exited to offer embroidery workshops for beginners at Norden Farm. She also works within schools and runs workshops for children.

•  14 Oct from £70
•  25 Nov from £70

Led by Jo Hall

Paint a picture on black paper in white gouache and/or watercolour metallic andor interference colours. Good subjects include a moth or an iridescent insect, iridescent fish or translucent water creatures like plankton and shrimp. You may work from your own reference or from photo-reference supplied. Some beautiful black Stonehenge watercolour paper will be supplied at cost from the tutor.

Please bring your own paints and equipment as outlined below.

Titanium white gouache andor metallic/iridescent watercolours,
A pale pastel pencil (white or pale grey/blue.
Watercolour brushes, palette,
Small block of wood and drawing board or table easel, water pots, paper towel
Own black paper if preferred

•  14 Oct from £42

An evening of much-loved gypsy jazz tunes and foot-tapping swing numbers from the Great American songbook, all in their inimitable Manouche style!

La Bouche Manouche, featuring Irene Serra, showcase music from their newly released second album Got A Little Rhythm!

They play a set of their most popular repertoire that has seen them amass over 5 million views on Youtube. From Django Reinhardt originals to Billie Holiday classics, favourite swing tunes, French chansons and tangos, this show is an unmissable evening of gypsy jazz celebration.

Featuring critically-acclaimed Irene Serra on vocals, La Bouche Manouche is a vintage jazz quintet influenced by the chic era of the Jazz Age. Their creative repertoire is rooted in the sound of the Parisian Hot Club, featuring Django Reinhardt originals, gypsy tunes and Edith Piaf classics as well as Charlestons, Latin flavours and the Great American Songbook.

With Andy Ruiz-Palma on lead guitar, Nathan Mansfield on violin / trumpet, Amy Baldwin on double bass and Simon Rawling on rhythm guitar. La Bouche Manouche is made up of highly experienced, in-demand performers. Between them, they have played in prestigious venues such as the Royal Albert Hall, the Barbican Centre, the Southbank Centre, the Royal Festival Hall and Ronnie Scotts.

Catch this highly anticipated performance from one of the UK’s top gypsy jazz bands!

'Serra’s voice is graceful and sensual, an occasional added vibrato giving it a hint of the chanteuse. The sound is beautiful' All About Jazz

Studio
£16

La Bouche Manouche website
@ireneserramusic
@nordenfarm

•  14 Oct from £16

Led by Amanda Schenk

Amanda Schenk is the visual artist behind Norden Farm's much-loved (and Instagrammed) glass corridor artwork in the school holidays. Join Amanda for this new drawing course, aimed at helping to create a sense of calm and relaxation through drawing patterns.

Suitable for all abilities, the workshops will focus on building confidence in your drawing abilities - concentrating on the soothing journey of the drawing experience, rather than the finished drawing.

In each session you'll explore how to produce different types of patterns in abstract drawings - looking at different designs each week.

You will need: paper (plain, no smaller than A5), lead pencil, eraser, sharpener, black fine liner or a pen. Optional is a black marker.

Autumn
18 Sept, 16 Oct, 13 Nov, 4 Dec
7.30pm - 8.45pm (online only)
£8 per class | £28 per 4 week course
Suitable for ages 18+ years

•  16 Oct from £0
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We are delighted to present the fourth Maidenhead Schools: Art, Design and Photography Exhibition showcasing the work made by the students from Maidenhead schools.

The exhibition will show a wealth of talent in a range of mediums including paint, textiles and digital media. The exhibition aims to unite Maidenhead schools and colleges by celebrating the creativity and talent of our local students.

Current artwork will include work by students from Altwood CofE School, Berkshire College for Agriculture (BCA) and Newlands Girls’ School. To register your schools' interest in our 2023 exhibition, please contact Amelia at amelia.wall@nordenfarm.org

This exhibition is part of Farm Out, the flagship Norden Farm Arts Programme for schools funded by the Spoore, Merry and Rixman Foundation.

Prizes kindly donated by Colart.

Artwork Credit: Ellie Watson, BCA

Tues 17 Oct - Sat 4 Nov 5pm - 10pm

Free Entry

•  17 Oct FREE
•  18 Oct FREE
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Led by Richard Lee.

Always wanted to learn guitar but never got around to it? Want to trade your air guitar skills for real guitar skills? It is never too late to learn. Learn guitar right from the very beginning. This is a foundation course for those with little to no experience of playing guitar. You will learn how to hold a guitar and to make the right noises out of it. The aim of these lessons is to get you playing your first song within 4 weeks of lessons, as no-one takes up guitar to strum random chords, it’s all about the songs.

If you are returning to guitar having not played for some time and can barely remember chords this is a great way of getting back into the swing of things.

Autumn
17 Oct - 14 Nov (5 weeks)
28 Nov - 19 Dec (4 weeks)
7pm - 8pm
£40 per 5 week course | £32 per 4 week course
Booking cut off time: 6pm on the first day of each course

This class will take place both in person and online via Zoom.

You will find the link to access the session in your booking confirmation email

Suitable for 18+ years.

•  17 Oct from £50
•  24 Oct
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Ward Knutur Townes found their sound when the world fell silent.

In 2020, these three singer-songwriters, (Lucy Ward, Svavar Knutur and Adyn Townes) were selected to take part in a virtual global music sharing experiment called Global Music Match. Teamed up together, they spent several lockdowns turning their stories into soft harmonies and intricate melodies. This year, they cashed in their stagnant travel points and recorded their debut album in Iceland. It will be released in October 2023 and accompanied by an extensive UK tour.

The album is an evocative and seamless blend of these three critically acclaimed artists signature styles; it is heartfelt and powerful, with songs that take in the breadth of the human condition. It is an album that masterfully explores love, mystery, folklore and longing, each track united by having great story telling at its heart.

On stage, the rapport between Ward Knutur Townes is effervescent. Each one of them is skilled in holding an audience alone, so there is an utter magic to watching their joyful, authentic camaraderie unfold. Audiences are welcomed as friends and leave a WKT show having laughed and cried; feeling truly uplifted by their epic stage presence and, undoubtedly, moved by their music.

Lucy Ward (Derbyshire, UK) is an acclaimed singer-songwriter and powerhouse performer with a unique ability to inhabit the heart of each song she sings. A BBC Radio 2 Folk Award winner, her songs are a mixture of evocative imagery, quiet beauty, passion, protest and tradition all rolled into one.

Svavar Knutur (Iceland) is a gentle but coarse and decadent troubadour. His roots lie in the eastern and northern fjords of Iceland, known for their respective melancholic poetry and rugged gruffness. Knutur is a humorous storyteller and avid diver into the murky waters of the human condition, always seeking a mixture of art, philosophy and entertainment.

Adyn Townes (New Brunswick, Canada) is an award-winning alternative folk artist who uses self-deprecating banter and heartfelt lyrics to disarm any audience. A five times International Song writing Competition finalist, Townes unique voice and honest songwriting set the stage for a show that is high energy yet intimate, beautiful yet clever.

Studio
£16

Ward Knutur Townes website
@lucyward
@nordenfarm

•  17 Oct from £16

Presented by Bart Lee Theatre.

In the darkness something stirs
Visceral
Witches gather and spin their words
Soundscapes clatter
Screams are heard
Whispers of murder
Lurk in the shade
Ambition
Power
Love betrayed

Something wicked this way comes set in the 11th century and faithful to Shakespeare’s text this retelling centres on the witches and their thirst for revenge. They choose a champion to challenge the Christian kings and Macbeth answers the call.

Is this a dagger I see before me Murder, poetry and sword fighting combine as the tale unfolds using candle light to ignite the imagination and chill the soul. Things are about to get very dark indeed.

Macbeth is brought to life by this talented and enthralling story-telling company, igniting the imagination with poetry, sound-scapes, shadows and movement. Faithful to the text and famous Shakespeare characters. Suitable for those studying the play at GCSE as well as lovers of the Bard. Not to be missed.

Creatives
Ann Ogden, movement director, graduate of The Dance School of Scotland and London Studio Centre. Trained in classical ballet, contemporary dance and pilates.

Patsy Fraser, costume and set designer, graduate of Epsom School of Art and Design, Birmingham City University and The Slade School, London. Trained in theatre design and PGCE.

Bart Lee, writer and director, graduate of Rose Bruford Drama School, NYMT, Welfare State Theatre and Community placement, ACE NPO company director, Drama HOD and Art Centre Management. Trained in acting and QTS.

Courtyard Theatre
£16 I £14 Supporters

Bart Lee Theatre website
@nordenfarm

•  18 Oct from £16

Led by Fiona Dowling

Have you ever wanted to make your own silver jewellery from Sea Glass or Pottery? Join Fiona from Jewellery Moves for a day of making, learning and creativity. At this workshop you will learn how to saw, solder, file, hammer, hand-stamp and finish your own sterling silver jewellery. You will also learn how to make your own bezel setting and set pieces of sea glass or pottery within a ring and/or pendant.

About Jewellery Moves:
Taught by Fiona Dowling, a graduate of the Royal College of Art, Jewellery Moves workshops aim to teach traditional craftsmanship, jewellery skills and techniques in small groups with a relaxed atmosphere.

Materials:
The cost of the silver is not included in the course fees. The approximate cost of these materials is £40/£50 and payable to the tutor on the day. You are welcome to bring your own Sea Glass or Sea Pottery but please note not all pieces will be suitable to set.

•  19 Oct from £80

Share your thoughts on contemporary fiction with other readers in a welcoming and relaxed atmosphere.

This season our Book Club will be reading

Thur 21 Sept
The Girl with the Louding Voice by Abi Daré

Thur 19 Oct
The Lincoln Highway by Amor Towles

Thur 16 Nov
Still Life by Sarah Winman

Thur 14 Dec
The Five people You Meet in Heaven by Mitch Albom

Suitable for 18+ years.

Spaces are limited, early booking is advised to avoid disappointment.

Autumn
21 Sept, 19 Oct, 16 Nov, 14 Dec

7.30pm – 9.30pm
£5 per session (includes a glass of wine or soft drink from the bar)

•  19 Oct from £5
•  16 Nov from £5
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For one night only the incredible Jack Bowater presents an amazing night of Ed Sheeran magic!

Jack is totally interactive with his audience. He uses the Ed Sheeran limited edition guitar and his now world famous loop pedal. Jack builds, produces and performs, with unerring accuracy, the hits that have placed Ed Sheeran as one of the most relevant songwriters of our time.

Jack takes us through Ed's back catalogue from his humble beginnings to superstar status. Expect songs like Bad Habits, Shape Of You, Thinking Out Loud, Sing and Perfect, plus a busking session mash-up with audience participation.

After the show join Jack at the bar for general Ed Sheeran craic and a photo op, to make the perfect night!

Courtyard Theatre
£18

@edsheeransongbook
@nordenfarm

•  20 Oct from £18

Presented by Norden Farm Jazz Club.

Benn was active in the London Music Scene in the 1970s and was a protégé of Ronnie Scott. He is now based in California where he moved to in 1980.

He was recommended for Horace Silver’s band and recordings followed. He has worked with a huge array of class A musicians from the LA Philharmonic Orchestra to Cab Calloway.

Benn takes a unique approach to playing the Tenor Sax. His greatest passion is playing this distinguished instrument within a quartet. He is also a skilled multi-instrumentalist and plays the following instruments: tenor, alto, baritone sax, flute, clarinet, bass clarinet. These skills have enabled him to carve a career within the L.A music scene.

Playing from the songbook of Blue Note along with more contemporary jazz, his tone is extraordinarily beautiful, and his melodic ideas come from the heart.

‘It’s as though he’s talking to us and telling us a story through the saxophone!’ Audience Member

What to watch out for: The ballads will be enchanting, the up-tempo songs will be invigorating. We’re pleased he’s available to come and play at Norden Farm as part of a tour – this is world class jazz.

Studio
£16

•  20 Oct from £16

Led by Berkshire Printmakers

Using the techniques first developed by the Impressionist and Pontilliist artists in the 1880's. During the workshop you will learn how to create an image by over printing layers of translucent inks to make optical colour mixes to create a complex multilayered print to take home.

For beginners and Improvers - No printmaking experience necessary as Berkshire Printmakers will take you step by step: how to create paper stencils, make the inks, and get to grips with a squeegee to create your own print using the CKMY colours.. Everything is provided during the class from 30 plain and patterned screen, waterbased inks to good qaulity paper, as well as two experienced printmakers.

Dress for mess and bring a A3 envelop/portfolio to take your prints home

•  21 Oct from £45

Hosted by Jeff Lloyd.

This is a brand new format where you, the audience, can bring ANY vinyl record you would like to hear played on our wonderful hi-fi system.

10 lucky people who have their number drawn out will get the chance to play the song they've always wanted everyone else to hear. In the time they have to introduce it, Jeff will attempt to find a suitable video to accompany it!

Studio
£10

Other Vinyl Frontier Events This Season

Your Best of Abba
Lucky Dip
Battle of the Bands
Your Favourite Vs My Favourite

•  21 Oct from £10

Relentlessly funny and bursting with magic for ages five to 105!

Roll up, roll up! Morgan & West are back with a massive magic show for kids (and their childish grown-ups)!

Expect gawps, gasps, and guffaws in this relentlessly funny and fantastical magic filled extravaganza, guaranteed to delight those aged five and 105, and indeed everyone in between!

Morgan & West have shown their scientific skills in Unbelievable Science (national tour), brought good will to all with their Great Big Christmas Magic Show (national tour), attempted to escape The Slammer (CBBC), and even fooled Penn & Teller (ITV CW Network).

Conjuring capers, mysterious magic tricks, larger than life laughs, and fantastic facial furniture all crammed into one hour of non-stop fun for all the family.

'Hilarious and good for all ages' Primary Times
'Hugely talented' ★★★★ Mirror
'Superbly crafted' ★★★★ The Stage

Suitable for ages 5+ years.

Courtyard Theatre
£12 | £10 under 16s
Family and Friends (4 people) £40

Tickets for children under 18 months For this show, tickets seats are not required for children under 18 months who are happy to sit on laps.

Morgan and West website
@morganmagic
@westmagic
@nordenfarm

•  24 Oct from £10
•  24 Oct from £10

Led by Jo Hall

Be inspired by the colder months to work with a limited palette to create winter river and garden paintings. Use watercolour, gouache or pastel to paint icy riverbanks and frosted trees and plants spangled with bright berries. Take in the difference of reflections seen in water and ice and the effects of “broken” water.

Bring your own paints, paper and equipment. For gouache and pastel, coloured papers would be a good choice, preferable 300gsm for gouache. Equipment to include drawing board and a block of wood or table easel, water pots, clips or paper tape to attach paper, sketchbook for composition sketches. Reference will be supplied or bring your own and some paper will be available at cost from the tutor.

24th Oct – 28th Nov (6 weeks)

•  24 Oct from £126
•  31 Oct
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Presented by Widdershins.

You can’t catch me, You’re much too slow! I like to run wherever I go!

Can you catch that slippery little biscuit, the Gingerbread Man?

You’ll need a big bowl of porridge first to keep your energy up.

Don’t worry if you haven’t had yours this morning, Granny Grinpickle’s Magic Porridge Pot has made enough for everyone!!

These two tasty tales which you know so well are served with unexpected spices and quirky flavours, along with Widdershins’ trademark ingredients of puppets, pop-up sets and original music.

This performance is the perfect fare for fussy foodies and discerning diners. Bon Appetit!

Suitable for all dietary requirements aged 3+ years.

Studio
£12 | £10 under 16s
Family and Friends (4 people) £40

Tickets for children under 18 months For this show, tickets seats are not required for children under 18 months who are happy to sit on laps.

Theatre of Widdershins website
@thewidders
@nordenfarm

•  26 Oct from £10
•  26 Oct from £10
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Presented by Maidenhead Music Society.

Music for string quartet from around Europe – Bridge, Turina, Ravel, Verdi, Schubert, Beethoven, Kodaly and finishing with Dvorak’s Quartet in E-flat opus 51.

'The Coull Quartet gave a knock-out performance…the precision, intonation and balance defired criticism' The Strad

Courtyard Theatre
£20 | £15 MMS members | Under 18s £5 or 2 free tickets with 1 adult

Maidenhead Music Society website
@nordenfarm

•  26 Oct from £5

Led by Janette Moy

Sound Baths are deeply relaxing, anyone can join in. Lay down, cosy and Janette will share beautiful sounds of Gong, Tibetan bowls, Irish Drum ( Bodhran ), Rainstick, Sansula, Kochi chimes and more. Taking you on a journey into the heart of Sacred Sound.

As you relax and bathe in the healing vibrations, your body resonates within these pure tones and you begin to feel retuned and in harmony. Healing can happen at cellular level, our bodies, mind and emotions draw from the sounds the vibration that is needed to bring us into inner balance.

You will need to bring a yoga mat or blanket to lie on. A small cushion for under head comfort. A blanket to cover up. Anything else you want to bring to make a cosy nest. Eye mask if you use one.

We also run evening Sound Bath classes, click here to find out more.

Autumn
21 Sept, 27 Oct, 14 Dec
1pm - 2pm
£15 per session

Suitable for 18+ years

Please note, to prevent disruption to the class, latecomers may not be admitted.

•  27 Oct from £15
•  14 Dec from £15

Performed by Gerard Logan | Directed by Gareth Armstrong | Music by Simon Slater

Hauntings is a spellbinding evening of three tales of the supernatural from two of the world’s greatest writers of ghost stories, E.F. Benson and M.R. James.

From E.F. BENSON comes:

Naboth’s Vineyard - in which just desserts are meted out to an unscrupulous lawyer,
and The Hanging of Alfred Wadham - in which the forces of the devil test a man of faith to his limits.

From the acknowledged master of the ghost story genre, M.R. JAMES, comes:

Oh, Whistle and I’ll Come to You, My Lad - in which a medieval spirit strikes terrorizes an arrogant professor.

With masterful storytelling from the award-winning actor Gerard Logan, Hauntings will transport you to a world of invisible, but terrifyingly present, spirits.

'Logan is astounding....He takes a strong script and flies it to the stars' Edinburgh Festival 2016 ★★★★★

'Watching Logan work is like being privy to a wonder of nature and remains with you... A true masterpiece of solo performance' The Edinburgh Guide - Edinburgh Festival 2015 ★★★★★

Gerard Logan won The Stage Best Solo Performer of the 2011 Edinburgh Festival Award for his acclaimed performance in Gareth Armstrong’s production of Shakespeare’s The Rape of Lucrece.

He won the Best Actor award at the 2014 Buxton Fringe Festival and was nominated for the Michael MacLiammoir Award for Best Male Performance at the 2016 International Dublin Gay Theatre Festival for his performance in Wilde Without the Boy.

Gareth Armstrong has developed and directed many successful solo shows, including his own award-winning Shylock.

Hauntings is also underscored by a beautiful, original and specially commissioned score by the award-winning RSC composer, Simon Slater.

Studio
£16 I £14 conc

Gerard's website
@gerardlogan
@nordenfarm

•  27 Oct from £14

A polished showman and raconteur. An unforgettable evening we can’t stop talking about.

Following a completely sell out run in 2022 - James Phelan, the magician most infamous for jamming the BBC switchboard after he correctly predicted the lottery presents with an all new show for 2023.

This dazzling, five star rated magic show will leave you aching with laughter and dizzy in disbelief. Directed by the late Paul Daniels in his final theatrical project and Rated 5 stars across the board - you’ll see why The List magazine called this show ‘one to watch in the world of magic’.

'One of the most endearing factors is seeing amazed faces young and old. This
show has many moments like that' ★★★★★ BBC Sounds

'Leaves even the most seasoned magic go-ers flabbergasted' ★★★★★ Fringe Magazine

'Magic is in his bones. Disbelief, flabbergasted, stunned... Quick thinking humour rolls off his tongue’ ★★★★★ Henley Herald

This enigmatic and critically acclaimed, glance at the most engaging of art-forms transports you to a jaw-dropping world of light-hearted hilarity, wonderment, and mystery. One night only and a sure sell-out so don’t miss out! James Phelan is The Greatest Magician.

Courtyard Theatre
£20

The Greatest Magician website
@TheGreatestMagician
@nordenfarm

•  27 Oct from £20

Led by Stella Chenery

Children will learn to:
• Recognise and understand feelings, thoughts and emotions
• Focus the mind
• Cultivate kindness and compassion towards themselves and others
• Relax and calm their minds and bodies
• Express their feelings

Through creative activities, art, sound, stories, meditations, visualizations and discussion.

Suitable for ages 4 - 7 years.

Autumn
16th Sept, 28th Oct, 25th Nov
11am - 11.45am
£10 per child, per session

Please note that children need to be accompanied to and from the workshop space but not during the session and you are not required to stay on site. However, you will need to complete an emergency contact form with our DBS checked tutor before the session begins.

•  28 Oct from £10
•  25 Nov from £10

Led by Helen D Evans

This workshop is for all abilities.

During the workshop you will use slab building techniques to make either a platter or a series of platters - perfect for entertaining guests.

After the course. Your work will transported off site to be bisque fired and a clear glaze
applied before being re-fired.

We will arrange a date after the course for collection of work from Norden Farm which usually takes between 4-6 weeks.

Work will be fired to Earthenware.

Cost includes clay, use of materials and x 2 firings and application of a clear glaze.

The class will run from 11-4pm. A break(s) will be negotiated at the start of the workshop.

Please bring with you: an Apron
any Pottery tools you may have
Sketchbook for ideas / with ideas
Pens / Pencils

•  28 Oct from £70

Led by Stella Chenery

Children will learn to:
• Recognise and understand feelings, thoughts and emotions
• Focus the mind
• Cultivate kindness and compassion towards themselves and others
• Relax and calm their minds and bodies
• Express their feelings

Through creative activities, art, sound, stories, meditations, visualizations and discussion.

Suitable for ages 8 - 11 years.

Autumn
16th Sept, 28th Oct, 25th Nov
12pm - 12.45pm
£10 per child, per session

Please note that children need to be accompanied to and from the workshop space but not during the session and you are not required to stay on site. However, you will need to complete an emergency contact form with our DBS checked tutor before the session begins.

•  28 Oct from £10
•  25 Nov from £10

A triple bill of Bharatanatyam dance performed by a new generation of British-South Asian dancers.

Characterised by strong lines, geometry, symmetry, as well as highly expressive mime. Bharatanatyam is probably the most popular and versatile classical Indian dance style performed in the UK and worldwide.

Through exquisite movements, powerful rhythm and striking ensemble work, dancers present two works. These are choreographed by award-winning choreographer and Srishti’s Artistic Director Nina Rajarani MBE and Mavin Khoo.

Versatile music composer and Karnatik vocalist Y Yadavan has created the music score for this triple bill.

Srishti is a leading South Asian arts organisation based in London. They create work that combines Indian classical dance forms of Bharatanatyam and Kathak, alongside Karnatik vocals and live music.

Srishti Pathways is funded by Arts Council England and supported by Harrow Arts Centre, Harrow Council and Creative Academy, Slough.

Studio
£12 | £10 under 16s
Family and Friends (4 people) £40

Tickets for children under 18 months For this show, tickets seats are not required for children under 18 months who are happy to sit on laps.

Srishti website
@nordenfarm

•  28 Oct from £10

A fun, lively and thrilling way to celebrate Halloween!

Dance the night way on our Long Barn dance floor to live music from ceilidh and barn dance band Cut a Shine!

No experience is necessary as their caller will be on hand to guide you through all of the steps. Dust off your spookiest Halloween get-up and your most frightful attire for a night of unforgettable fun at the Farm!

Age guidance 12+ years

Long Barn
£15

•  28 Oct from £15

Short tales of other worlds; ghosts, dreams and the supernatural.

Fascinating and imaginative storytellers, The Paper Cinema, create extraordinary, magical worlds with vivid pen and ink drawings, puppetry, and a treasure trove of acoustic and electronic sounds.

This show gathers favourite short stories, including the dream-like Night Flyer, humorous Devil in Cornwall, spooky Wanderer and Edgar Allan Poe’s King Pest.

Performed by two puppeteers and a multi-instrumentalist, The Paper Cinema return to their 'out-of-a suitcase’ origins to delight you with atmospheric tales of ghosts, dreams and the supernatural.

‘The pleasure here is not just that the animations are both sinister and enchanting, or that the wonderful music gives the whole thing the feel of a quirky silent movie, but also that you can see how the show is being made right before your eyes.’ The Guardian

'Bound to delight' The Telegraph

‘Any production by this small British company is bound to be something special’ The Times

60 minute show suitable for age 8 upwards (who don’t mind being a tiny bit scared!)

Credit: Some stories originally commissioned by Sound UK. Night Flyer and King Pest commissioned by Battersea Arts Centre.

Studio
£16

The Paper Cinema website
@thepapercinema
@nordenfarm

•   1 Nov from £16

Led by Dawn Carroll

On this one day workshop we will be sculpting a head in clay using a newspaper armature. While observing the proportions of the head we will capture character and expression in your very own fictional character. A selection of references will be available or bring your own. At the end of the class there’s will be an opportunity to add slips or oxide to your piece.

Cost includes Clay, slip or oxide, use of tools and one finished piece to be earthenware fired.

Please bring an Apron.
Sketchbook/notebook & pencil
Any old newspapers
A date will be arranged to collect work from Norden Farm

•   2 Nov from £75

Keith James presents an honest and loving reflection of the timeless and insightful music of Yusuf Cat Stevens.

Keith James is a long standing, well-respected and inventive concert performer. He specialises in playing intimate, carefully researched biographic style concerts of those he has studied and revered as writers over the years.

He weaves the story of Cat Stevens’ life from his early pop career, life threatening illness and spiritual journey around a performance of his beautifully crafted and memorable songs. Keith has performed well over 100 of these concerts since 2017, all of which have been incredibly well received, with many sold out.

It is hardly surprising that to mark its 50th anniversary Yusuf has entirely re-recorded and re-released his remarkable Album Tea for the Tillerman. Each of the unforgettable 11 songs re-conceptualized and re-imagined and gifted back to us among all the uncertainties of 2020 - 2023.

This concert will give you far more than just the music itself. There is a huge amount of insight into the history and the spirit of Cat Stevens and his early pop career. From his illness that changed him existentially and spiritually into an incredibly thoughtful to the loving singer songwriter. With songs that are remembered instantly for their uplifting sense of vision, truth and human fragility.

Talk about the background and embryo of each song. Some of which will be performed as all of us remember and some carefully and intuitively re-voiced and respectfully re-interpreted with rich, balanced guitar arrangements and a more personal vocal approach.

Yusuf campaigns on many educational and humanitarian issues, he was awarded the Man of Peace award by the Nobel Peace Laureates. In 2015 and he received the Lifetime achievement award from BBC Radio 2 and the Ivor Novello Award for outstanding song collection. He has received two honorary doctorates and awards for promoting peace from two organisations founded by Mikhail Gorbachev.

‘Keith James’ Concert was truly memorable. My tears started as soon as he introduced the first song, and I came away thinking the human spirit will not be defeated. Currently on tour across the UK. Catch him if you can. He is such a lovely human being and so talented’ The Hay Festival

‘Some of the most atmospheric and emotive music you will ever hear’ The Independent

‘Thank you for a fantastic concert last night at the Kenton Theatre. You sang so well and the way you told the stories about the songs and sang them so clearly made us see them in a whole new light, it was beautiful' Henley Festival

‘Keith James has become a pillar of trust. A sublimely intimate and engaging voice' Sunday Times

Studio
£18.50

Keith James' website
@nordenfarm

•   2 Nov from £1850

On his sixth UK tour, the comedian tries to make sense of the current cultural and political scene with his playfully provocative brand of humour.

Whether it's the dire blandness of the two main parties or the shamelessly shoe-horned right-on messages in adverts and films, Geoff continues to tread in areas much of comedy leaves well alone.

But this time around he also has a mission. As well as casting his everyman eye over what's happening in wider society, Geoff is trying to unpick what's happening with your average bloke. Remember them?

It’s been a rough couple of years for blokes. Toxic masculinity has grabbed all the headlines and ruined it for communal garden geezers, who have been put under the microscope like never before. At first glance, there’s not much to examine – there’s no Bloke 2.0.

Taking up his own bloke’s-eye-view. Geoff can see that despite the social media vortex, your man in the street, average Joe, man on the Clapham Omnibus and your John Smiths just keep plodding on, fuelled by a diet of football, sheds, super-hero films, sporting autobiographies, wearing socks at all times and strategically burying feelings when necessary.

However, under the paraphernalia of manhood and the sometimes basic, even primal, behaviour of dads and lads, Geoff can see that there is something mysterious and definitely non-toxic going on.

A kindly and funny stock-take of both himself and his fellow man, Geoff unlocks some of the more complicated behaviour of your husbands, dads and brothers.

'He has become one of our most refreshingly funny comedians of any stripe' ★★★★ The Times

'He’s a class act with a mature, sharp take on modern politics' Sunday Times

Courtyard Theatre
£17.50

Geoff Norcott's website
@geoffnorcott
@nordenfarm

•   2 Nov LIMITED
•  26 Jan from £1750

Botown are the UK’s leading Bollywood live music act.

The chart-topping band performs Bollywood grooves reborn with a unique soul funk twist. Get ready for a night that combines the glamour of Bollywood and the charisma of Soul.

Expect to hear hit songs by RD Burman, Asha Bhosle, AR Rahman, Lata, Kishore Kumar, Shankar Ehsaan Loy, Alisha and more in a way you’ve never heard them before!

The band was put together by Botown’er-in-chief Ajay, a UK born musician with top-ten hits in India and who has worked with the King of Bollywood himself – Shah Rukh Khan.

Botown’s unique live musical mash-up features Drums, Percussion, Dhol, Horn section, Guitar, Bass, plus Male and Female vocals to take you on a trip from Memphis to Mumbai.

'If you like Bollywood, you will LOVE Botown' The Times

'…Bollytastic night of feelgood night of music that will have you singing and dancing' Metro

'...like George Clinton having a party with Mohammed Rafi in an illegal Mumbai drinking den...it's a party everyone wants an invite for!' Bobby Friction, BBC Asian Network

'Bollywood's best-loved anthems are given the shaft treatment... frontman Ajay's Hindi singing bursts with feeling' The Daily Express

Courtyard Theatre
£16

Botown website
@botown
@nordenfarm

•   3 Nov from £16

Led by Berkshire Printmakers

Print your own unique greetings card with Berkshire Printmakers. This day long workshop is for those with a little or no experience. During the workshop you will learn how to make stencils, or use our precut images, combine these with our large library of plain and patterned screens and get to grips with a squeegee. We will crack open the metallic inks to make your cards sparkle. Dress for mess and bring a folder or portfolio to take home your prints

Included 5 number square greetings cards (13.5x 13.5cm ) and/or on plain A4 card so you can make up your bespoke cards at home.. please feel free to bring more blank cards from home.

Dress for mess and bring an A4 to take your prints home in.

Sat 4 Nov
11.30am - 4.30pm
£95

•   4 Nov from £95

Join the UK’s leading Phil Collins tribute as they return to celebrate their 20th Anniversary.

A spectacular two-hour show from this fantastic 11-piece band, featuring tracks from Phil’s solo career and his time with Genesis.

Expect to be transported back to the 1980s to relive those hit-packed concerts in the company of this acclaimed band making its 7th appearance at Norden Farm.

From Against All Odds to Invisible Touch, Sussudio to the classic In The Air Tonight – there’s something for everyone.

'Awesome, as always'
'You lifted my spirits'
'What another great night!'

Courtyard Theatre
£22

No Jacket Required website
@pctribute
@nordenfarm

•   4 Nov from £22

210 minutes (including two intervals).

Teeming with comedy, wit and an abundance of bravura choreography, Carlos Acosta's production brings the Spanish heat and romance of Cervantes' classic novel to life.

Don Quixote, based on Miguel de Cervantes’ epic novel of the same name, regales the adventures of the eccentric nobleman Don Quixote and his faithful squire Sancho Panza, as they help to bring a vivacious young couple, Kitri and Basilio, together. This energetic 19th-century ballet is enlivened by Ludwig Minkus’ spirited score and is a wonderful showcase for the virtuosity of The Royal Ballet's Principal dancers. Created for The Royal Ballet a decade ago, Carlos Acosta’s exuberant production featuring Tim Hatley’s characterful designs brings the heat and romance of Cervantes' classic novel to life.

Courtyard Theatre
£16

•   7 Nov from £16
•  16 Nov from £16

Presented by Dan Colley and Riverbank Arts Centre.

In a kitchen, in a theatre, two storytellers and their audience find something remarkable - a very old man with enormous wings. After consulting with the neighbour – who’s an expert on all things magic – the couple decide to shelter him in the chicken coop and feed him with food scraps. A wise woman says he’s an angel. The priest says he’s an imposter. Pilgrims flock to see him.

Inspired by Gabriel García Márquez's darkly comic tale, the show taps into both the best and worst of mankind, wryly examining the human response to those who are weak, dependent, and different.

Using a combination of music, puppetry and live video projection this magic-realist gem is brought to the stage with beautiful, strange, emotional richness.

'Brilliantly, wittily, inventively told' ★★★★The Wee Review

Studio
£16

•   9 Nov from £16

Led by Helen D Evans

The course is for people with all abilities.

The intention is to spend 2 weeks making a selection of seasonal decorations for yourself or as gifts.

The final week will be spent decorating your work with underglazes or glazes.

Your work will then fired off-site and then ready to collect from Norden Farm.

The price includes: Clay, use of tools, Underglazes, a selection glazes and firing of work.

All work will be fired to Earthenware.

You may want to bring with you:
Sketchbook for ideas / with ideas
Pens / Pencils
A cloth to wipe your hands on
An apron
Any clay tools you may have, pastry cutters or textured rollers to impress into the clay.

After the course.
Helen will notify you regarding the collection of your work which usually takes between 4-6 weeks.

•  10 Nov from £80
•  17 Nov
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Voted Comedians’ Comedian of The Year 2021/2022, Jo Caulfield is quite simply one of the most consistently funny and creative comics in the country.

Hot on the heels of her sell-out Edinburgh Fringe run, Here Comes Trouble is packed with brilliant routines and fantastically embarrassing stories.

Audiences can expect razor-sharp observations and scandalous one liners as Jo gets her claws into everything and everyone. From yelling at strangers on trains (and many other places), to discussing ridiculous sexual fantasies and annoying her neighbours, Jo doesn’t mean to cause trouble; she just has the nerve to say out loud what everyone else thinking!

This is Jo Caulfield doing what she does best: pure Stand-Up. Just Jo, a microphone, and a bad attitude.

'Sharp-witted urban comedy that goes down a treat… like a sociology textbook but with jokes' The Times

'Ms Caulfield’s shows are always very popular and this is no exception. Be quick to see a top comedian at her very best' ★★★★★ One4Review

'If you’re craving the experience of being absolutely helpless with laughter, this is where you need to come' ★★★★ Bouquets & Brickbats

'Jo’s a practised, experienced and talented comedian ... Unsurprisingly, she’s won awards for this, and I’m sure she’ll win them again' ★★★★ Edinburgh Reviews

Courtyard Theatre
£17

Jo Caulfield's website
@JoCaulfield
@nordenfarm

•  10 Nov from £17

Led by Jo Hall

Paint a small concertina card or book in acrylic and acrylic paint pens, and make an origami closure band. This is an excellent way to experiment with a panoramic composition. We’ll cut and fold the book then choose a limited palette of colours and shapes to provide interest and also continuity from page to page. These make delightful Christmas gifts or unique cards. You may choose to work in a representational way or in a more abstract way with repeated shapes and patterns as in the sample illustrated. Further info on materials and equipment are outlined below.

A selection of paint pens will be available for use at the session and paper will be available at cost from the tutor. Please bring your own acrylic paints, palettes and water pots and some small and medium sized brushes, paper towel, scissors, and a pencil. We will prepare the books from 140gsm A3 cartridge paper which will can be cut and folded in a couple of different formats yielding e.g. a 5 fold card about 7 x 7cm or a 7 fold booklet about 7.5 x 5.3cm. Larger formats would require heavier paper and you may consider using 150gsm khadi paper. The book illustrated has 7 folds (8 pages) and is very small: 6.8 x 3.3cm!

•  11 Nov from £42

Imagine if you will, a heady mix of Queen, ELO, Elton John and all things 70s… then you have Cats in Space. A band brimming with majestic songs, boasting soaring vocal harmonies, power chord guitars, thundering drums and bass and huge, symphonic keyboards.

Landing on the UK Rock scene in 2015, they quickly built up a reputation as one of the finest Classic Rock bands to emerge this century and within a short space of time. With two critically acclaimed albums under their belts, they had toured the major UK arenas with Status Quo, Deep Purple and Thunder. They also featured with Phil Collins and Blondie at London’s Hyde Park.

Now it is time to Kickstart The Sun, a tour which began in 2022 and featured guest shows with Blue Oyster Cult. Performances roll on through 2023 as they head onto the biggest stages to date with a full two hour theatre-style show promoting the album. On release, this same album entered the UK National Rock Chart at number 1, made number 5 in the National Independent Chart and number 11 in the National Physical Album Chart.

Their musical history will guarantee to deliver an evening of original rock music that will leave you feeling triumphant and exhilarated as well as a Cat convert. The reviews and quotes are not hype. The band always delivers classic live shows (which continually gain overwhelming reviews from the British music press) and are about to go up another level!

'..The Number One album of the year…' Fireworks Magazine UK

Courtyard Theatre
£24

Cats in Space website
@catsinspace
@nordenfarm

•  11 Nov from £24

The floral entertainer returns with his brand of floral panto fun!

Watch Mig create some floral designs from scratch (which you can win to take home) as he finds himself in a Floral Pantoland!

It’s an evening of stories, flowers and fragrant festive designs. Mig brings another of his fabulous floral shows to provide an evening of unique unmissable fun with flowers.

Studio
£17

Mig's website
@nordenfarm

•  16 Nov from £17

Presented by Plosive Live.

Life is a stress: full of rushed breakfasts, angry people, internal conflict and Jacob Rees-Mogg.

But what happens when everything you thought was important – your
problems, grievances against others, your very identity – simply disappears?

Dissolve is Paul Foot's most personal, surprising and ground-breaking show ever.

In the year 2022 AD something momentous changed for Paul, and in this show he will reveal how he discovered the secret of life on the outskirts of Lancaster.

Inevitably he does get distracted by King Tutankhamun, the House of Lords, Sir Cliff Richard, officious lollipop ladies and what Jesus might have achieved if he’d been a plumber.

As seen on Would I Lie To You?, Never Mind the Buzzcocks and 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown.

‘Sublime, original, brilliant’ The Independent

To be clear, Paul discovered the secret of life while he was located on the outskirt of Lancaster. Not the secret to living on the outskirts of Lancaster. There isn’t an answer to that.

Courtyard Theatre
£16

Paul Foot's website
@paulfoot
@nordenfarm

•  16 Nov LIMITED

Led by Janette Moy

Kirtan is the practice of gathering together to chant universal mantras. It is the Yoga of Sound, the repetition of the mantras allows us to experience a meditative state. The mantras help relax the mind and re-energise the body/mind as well as release stress/ worries. It is uplifting and healing.

Anyone can join in, you do not have to be able to sing to chant, each of us has a unique primal sound to express and all our voices blend together into one sound. You can sit on the floor or a chair if you need support, you can also stand, move or lay down if you want.

Please bring a cushion or blanket rolled up to sit on. You might like to bring a shawl or blanket around you (not essential, just cosy). If you require a chair please arrive early to give time to organise this. Bring water to drink.

I look forward to sharing these medicinal mantras with you.

Autumn
Fri 15 Sept and 17 Nov
6.30pm - 7.30pm

£13 per session

•  17 Nov from £13

Respectfully performing the best tunes from Britain's most influential alternative rock band.

This is the UK’s finest Radiohead tribute!

Showcasing tracks from the explosive post-grunge debut of Pablo Honey through to the beautiful and most recent art rock album release A Moon Shaped Pool.

The band captures a memento at each stop along the entire majestic journey ensuring that every minor detail is respected and authentic.

A back catalogue now spanning four decades means fans have rarely had the opportunity to see Radiohead perform their favourite songs live. Just Radiohead leave the audience feeling like they are once again revelling back in the day.

Featuring a collective of highly experienced and well-known performers Just Radiohead are brought together by their mutual love for one of the globe's most influential and respected alternative rock bands of recent years.

Courtyard Theatre
£20

Just Radiohead website
@JustRadiohead
@nordenfarm

•  17 Nov from £20

Presented by Norden Farm Jazz Club.

Jo Harrop Vocals
Jo Fooks Tenor sax
Alec Dankworth Bass
Alex Hutton Piano

Jo Harrop is an accomplished singer making big waves in the UK jazz scene. She has performed at the Royal Albert Hall; The 606 club, Pizza Express Jazz Club, amongst many other respected venues. Jo begun her career as a singer songwriter. She has written for Acoustic Alchemy’s album and Radio Contact, which featured on Courtney Pines, Jazz Crusade radio show.

The repertoire for this performance will include a mix of well know standards and some new songs from Jo’s new album When Winter Turns to Spring which won the Parliamentary awards for best jazz album 2023!

This performance is particularly unique because we have a special quest on saxophone. Jo Fooks has carved a solid reputation on the jazz scene ever since she was discovered by Humphrey Lyttelton whom she toured with for many years.

Jo’s melodic tenor sax playing is often compared to Stan Getz and Zoot Sims. The two Jo’s will be accompanied by the two Alexs. Alex Dankworth needs no introduction and we’re very pleased to have him with us tonight!

‘Jo does not just sing a song, she lives and breathes it; she believes in what she is singing, and that belief is transferred to the musicians around her which, in turn, creates something quite magical’ Simply Jazz Talk

Studio
£16

Jo Harrop's website
@joharropmusic
Jo Fooks' website
Alec Dankworth's website
Alex Hutton's website
@alexhuttonmusic
@nordenfarm

•  17 Nov from £16

Led by Same Sky

Lantern Making Workshops at Norden Farm

Across 2 hours weave an intricate animal-inspired willow frame before covering and decorating your creation. Pre-booking essential. Children must be accompanied by a paying adult.

Sat 19 Nov | 10.30am – 12.30pm and 2pm – 4pm | Suitable for 6+ years | £7 per person

Sat 26 Nov | 10.30am – 12.30pm and 2pm – 4pm | Suitable for 6+ years | £7 per person

Lantern Making Workshop (for Adults)
Sat 3 Dec | 10.30am - 4pm | Ages 17+ years | Click here for more information

Drop In Lantern Making Workshops in the town centre

There are also Drop In Lantern Making Workshops in the town centre. Get parade ready in 20 mins! Drop in to make and decorate a simple willow and tissue lantern ready to illuminate on parade night. Children must be accompanied by a paying adult.

Click here for more information about workshops at the Nicholsons Centre:

Sun 27 Nov | 10.30am - 4pm | Suitable for 6+ years | £4 per person

Sun 4 Dec | 10.30am - 4pm | Suitable for 6+ years | £4 per person

Click here for more information about workshops at Maidenhead Library:

Sat 10 Dec | 10.30am - 2pm | Suitable for 6+ years | £4 per person

Find out more about this year's Lantern Parade here.

•  18 Nov from £7
•  18 Nov from £7
• 2 more dates...

Led by Mick McNicholas

Explore the complexities of the human form by working from a professional life model. With a variety of short and long poses. Learn both traditional charcoal drawing methods and new experimental techniques.

Half day sessions comprise of a variety of short and long poses.

Any mediums can be used in these sessions. Materials will be provided, although participants are very welcome to bring their own if you have something you like to work with.

Autumn
18 Nov & 23 Dec
11am - 2pm
£25 per session

Suitable for 18+ years

•  18 Nov from £25
•  23 Dec from £25

The Project Singers, directed by Suzanne Newman, invite you to their Autumn concert.

Featuring classic popular songs that have stood the test of time including True Colours, Fields of Gold, Stand by Me and You Raise Me Up. Joining The Project Singers will be joined by the Crosfields Senior Singers.

Courtyard Theatre
£12

The Project Singers website
@nordenfarm

•  18 Nov from £12

Punk fiddle meets jazz bass and Balkan guitar, in a colourful mix of the traditional and the original.

Known for his consistently strong collaborative work at the forefront of London’s thriving folk scene, with TEYR, The Rad Orchestra, and Jez Hellard, multi-instrumentalist and composer James Patrick Gavin creates music that dances a line between tradition and irreverence.

His work has been described as ‘high energy brilliance’ Folk Radio UK, ‘Hugely impressive’ fRoots and ‘Dazzling’ RnR Magazine. This new trio showcases Gavin’s melodic invention and his mastery of the full range of sounds and textures of the violin. ‘The sound of today’s London Irish’ Mark Radcliffe BBC Radio 2.

Adrian Lever has played on stages from Lewes Guitar Festival to the Barbican. ‘Outstanding musicianship’ Rainlore’s World. He performs with leading English folk fiddlers John Dipper & Emily Askew as part of Alma ‘Seductive.. spry, intelligent’ Sunday Times.

Lever’s clear tenor voice delivers the songs of the trio, while his seasoned and steady guitarist’s hand forms the rhythmic heart, complete with characteristic Balkan and flamenco stylings.

Tim Fairhall contributes a distinctive style, coming from a background in contemporary jazz, improv and post-classical electronica. His playing has been described as ‘First class.. rounded beauty’ Jazz Journal. He has performed on stages as diverse as Cologne Philharmonic and Ronnie Scott’s Jazz Club, and with musicians ranging from Sephardic singer Yasmin Levy to the piano/laptop-led trio Piano Interrupted; he brings an improvisational alertness and sensitivity, jazz musicianship and an adventurous spirit to the trio.

Together, the venturesome trio represent the best of collaborative creation, and are a compelling new voice on the contemporary folk scene.

Since 2020 the trio has been busy writing material and touring around Europe and the UK. Highlights include Caceras Irish Fleadh (Spain), Zilleghem Folk (Belgium), Broadstairs Folk Festival, and Celtic Connections Glasgow.

Studio
£16

Gavin Fairhall Leaver website
@nordenfarm

•  22 Nov from £16

Led by Fiona Dowling

Have you ever wanted to learn how to bond 24ct gold foil with silver to create unique pieces of jewellery. Join Fiona from Jewellery Moves for a day of making, learning and creativity. At this workshop you will be introduced to the Ancient Korean technique of Keum-Boo. You will saw, solder, file, hammer, hand-stamp, texture and add 24ct gold leaf to create a beautiful pendant and pair of earrings.

About Jewellery Moves:
Taught by Fiona Dowling, a graduate of the Royal College of Art, Jewellery Moves workshops aim to teach traditional craftsmanship, jewellery skills and techniques in small groups with a relaxed atmosphere.

Materials:
The cost of the silver and gold leaf are not included in the course fees. The approximate cost of these materials is £40-£50 payable to the tutor on the day.

•  23 Nov from £80

Presented by Maidenhead Music Society.

A hugely entertaining world tour on the piano with music by Grieg, Liszt, Albéniz, Bartók, Bortkiewicz, Panufnik, Artie Matthews, Peter Sculthorpe and others.

Margaret a brilliant pianist and offers fascinating insights into the composers and their music with her lively introductions to the pieces.

‘One of the most radiantly musical of pianists, she plays with such alluring sensitivity and effortless command that one cannot help but be won over' International Pianist

Courtyard Theatre
£20 | £15 MMS members | Under 18s £5 or 2 free tickets with 1 adult

Maidenhead Music Society website
@nordenfarm

•  23 Nov from £5

Led by Louise Temple

Learn how to create a beautiful and unique handmade festive door wreath using fresh foliages year after year. Handpick from a vast array of materials to decorate and make an individual Christmas design for your door or table centre.

Fri 24 Nov & Fri 1 Dec 7pm - 9pm

Sat 25 Nov 2pm - 4pm

£40
Plus £20 for materials payable on the day to the tutor

•  24 Nov from £40
•  25 Nov from £40
• 1 more dates...

Hosted by Jeff Lloyd.

Another new format where 5 people champion one artist by playing 3 tracks from 3 different LPs in three rounds.

The audience votes for the best one each time and the winner is the most with the most votes in total.

Studio
£10

Other Vinyl Frontier Events This Season

Your Best of Abba
Lucky Dip
Battle of the Bands
Your Favourite Vs My Favourite

•  25 Nov from £10

Get parade ready in 20 mins!

Drop in to the Nicholsons Centre to make and decorate a simple willow and tissue lantern ready to illuminate on parade night. Children must be accompanied by a paying adult.

Sun 27 Nov | 10.30am - 4pm | Suitable for 6+ years | £4 per person

Sun 4 Dec | 10.30am - 4pm | Suitable for 6+ years | £4 per person

Other Drop In Lantern Making Workshops:

There are also Drop In Lantern Making Workshops at Maidenhead Library on Parade Day:

Sat 10 Dec | 10.30am - 2pm | Suitable for 6+ years | £4 per person

Find out more about this year's Lantern Parade here.

•  26 Nov from £5
•   3 Dec from £5

Miki, Polar Bear and Penguin live in a very far away place. It’s an icy world where nothing ever grows. One midwinter eve, they make a wish and Miki embarks on a magical adventure in search of a star...

Based on the book by Stephen Mackey, Miki is an inspiring story about friendship, courage and adventure. It features amazing underwater creatures, enchanting music and extraordinary puppetry.

'Young audiences alternate between giggling with delight and total transfixion' ★★★★ The Stage

Suitable for ages 3+ years.

Created by Slot Machine, the company that have previously brought hit shows One Snowy Night and Kipper's Snowy Day to our stage.

Relaxed Performances
The performances on Saturday 2 December at 11am and Wednesday 27 December at 11am are Relaxed. Ideal for families with babies or toddlers and children with SEND. Everyone is welcome to join us for this friendly format.

Signed Performance
The performance on Wednesday 20 December at 2pm will be signed.

Run Time
Miki is 50 minutes long.

Tickets
Courtyard Theatre
£15.50 | £13.50 under 16s
Family & Friends (4 people) £54
Earlybird offer Family & Friends £50 (if booked before Thursday 31 August)

Tickets for children under 18 months
For this show, tickets/seats are not required for children under 18 months who are happy to sit on laps

•  28 Nov
•  28 Nov
• 46 more dates...

Led by Dawn Carroll

In this one day workshop you will learning how to make and transfer a mono print onto clay. The first half of the session will be making two terracotta vases and second part will be drawing and transferring your images onto the vases.

Price will include materials and the use of tools, plus the firing of vases.
Work to be collected at a later date once fired.

Please bring along
Apron
Simple designs ideas (there will be designs ideas available)

•  30 Nov from £65

ShakeItUp Theatre present.

Shakespeare hasn't written anything new for an age, so we thought we'd give him a hand...

Using his language, your audience suggestions, and our overactive imaginations, we create a brand-new Shakespeare play live on stage, complete with live music, songs and plenty of laughs. Join ShakeItUp for an evening of bard-based bedlam!

‘Quick witted, inexhaustible and absolutely hysterical' ★★★★★ London Theatre Reviews
'Laugh out-loud hilarious... a great night out' ★★★★ Broadway World
‘An authentic, if strange, work of Shakespeare' ★★★★ Upper-Circle

Studio
£16

ShakeItUp Theatre website.
@ShakeItUpImprov
@nordenfarm

•  30 Nov from £16

Led by Dawn Carroll

Make a set of fun pinch pots. Over the three weeks you will learn how to make a pinch to create animals, monsters or simply decorate. The first couple of week will be making with the final week glazing.

Cost includes Clay, glazes, use of tools and pieces fired.

Please bring an apron

A date will be arranged to collect work from Norden Farm

£110 for a 3 week course

•   1 Dec from £110
•   8 Dec
• 1 more dates...

RSVP is spearheading the renaissance of live Bhangra in the UK, introducing Bhangra to mainstream audiences for the first time.

From massive stages at Glastonbury (8 years) and Womad (4 years), to concert venues across the UK and Europe, they're always guaranteed to get even the most reluctant on their feet, and leave audiences breathless with excitement.

Every show comes with an introduction to Bhangra dance - everyone's included with RSVP's emphasis on partying Punjabi style. With musicians wholly rooted in an authentic living tradition, yet unafraid to innovate, this is the ultimate celebratory Indian music.

Courtyard Theatre
£16 | £14 conc

RSVP Bhangra website
@nordenfarm

•   1 Dec from £14

Led by Same Sky.

Across a full day, work as a group as Paul from Same Sky guides you to create a large-scale willow structure. These huge centre pieces will shine bright in the parade on Saturday 10 December!

Ages 17+ years.
10.30am - 4pm
£17.50 per person

Find out about our Family Lantern Making Workshops and Drop In Workshops at the Nicholsons Centre and Maidenhead Library.

See more details about the Lantern Parade here.

•   2 Dec from £10
•   2 Dec from £10

Double Emmy Award winner and star of 'Smack The Pony' Fiona Allen is touring her debut stand-up show.

Like most working mums, since her children were born she hasn't had a moment for herself. Now free, she has tried new hobbies, new places, even attempting to get fit - difficult when your spirit animal is a sloth!

With nowhere left to turn she decided to go on the road as a stand-up. A show about family, marriage, and things that truly annoy her. It's a show for everyone, even those passive-aggressive school mums...

'Her candid and relatable humour creates an atmosphere of shared laughter making the entire performance an enjoyable comedic hour' EdFest Reviews

'Allen makes for confident and appealingly barbed company' The Guardian

'Punchlines delivered with a wicked, cutting execution' The Scotsman

'Every woman in this audience cheers her on and secretly makes plans to jump into a suitcase and join her!' The List

'Her candid and relatable humour creates an atmosphere of shared laughter making the entire performance an enjoyable comedic hour' EdFest Reviews
'Allen makes for confident and appealingly barbed company' The Guardian
'Every woman in this audience cheers her on and secretly makes plans to jump into a suitcase and join her!' List
'Punchlines delivered with a wicked, cutting execution' The Scotsman
'A delightful way to spend an hour' Broadway World
'Allen sets to her her job with unrelenting fluency, she is thoroughly professional' The Times

Studio
£16

Fiona's website
@fionaallen
@nordenfarm

•   2 Dec from £16

Caribbean-born Michele Stodart is an award-winning solo artist, singer-songwriter, and multi-instrumentalist now based in London.

Best renowned as bassist, vocalist and co-songwriter of Mercury-nominated, double-platinum selling band, The Magic Numbers, who she continues to play and tour world-wide.

Michele has always pursued her own writing alongside her band and nurtured a love for folk/Americana artists as Joni Mitchell, Leonard Cohen, Emmylou Harris, Lucinda Williams and Gillian Welch.

After almost a decade of touring, she took time out to record an album of her own songs: Wide-Eyed Crossing (2012), a southern-drenched journey into Americana country blues.

She soon became known for her intimate, heart-wrenching live performances and gained recognition for her solo material. This helped establish her as a singer-songwriter in her own right. She was signed by One Little Independent and a second solo album - Pieces (2016) - followed shortly after, receiving great critical acclaim for its melodic, cinematic, Americana -influenced confessional songs.

Michele’s diverse skills as a songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, producer and musical director led to many collaborative projects in the studio or on stage with artists including Kathryn Williams, Billy Bragg, Bernard Butler, David Ford, Natalie Imbruglia, Ren Harvieu, Charlie Dore, David Kitt, Hannah White, Rachel Sermanni, O'Hooley and Tidow.

In 2022 she received public recognition for her talent. Following this she was awarded the AMA-UK Instrumentalist Of The Year award. In January 2023 she was invited back as musical director at the UK Americana Awards.

Michele will be releasing her third solo album Invitation in September 2023. She will be touring in support of the album shortly after.

Studio
£16

Michele's website
@michelestodart
@nordenfarm

•   7 Dec from £16

Performed by Robert Habermann.

The Greatest Songs From The Rat Pack

Robert Habermann sings the great songs and tells the amazing story of the most famous group of singers in the world.

Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jnr.

Created as a prank, The Rat Pack carried the motto Never Rat on a Rat!

Award winning singer Robert Habermann sings the songs and tells the fabulous story of this infamous group of film stars.

Songs include: My Kind of Town, The Birth of the Blues, That’s Amore, Mr. Bojangles, The Tender Trap, New York New York, When You’re Smiling, My Way and many more.

Studio
£15

Robert's website
@roberthaberman
@nordenfarm

•   8 Dec from £15
•   8 Dec from £15

A Drop In workshop on Parade day.

Get parade ready in 20 mins!

Drop in to Maidenhead Library to make and decorate a simple willow and tissue lantern ready to illuminate on parade night. Children must be accompanied by a paying adult.

Sat 10 Dec | 10.30am - 2pm | Suitable for 6+ years | £4 per person

Other Drop In Lantern Making Workshops:

There are also Drop In Lantern Making Workshops in the Nicholsons Centre:

Sun 27 Nov | 10.30am - 4pm | Suitable for 6+ years | £4 per person

Sun 4 Dec | 10.30am - 4pm | Suitable for 6+ years | £4 per person

Find out more about this year's Lantern Parade here.

•   9 Dec from £5

Led by Jo Hall

A waterfall in full flood is one of the most exciting things to paint. We will learn to paint brush strokes that really go with the flow of rushing water. To make the waterfall convincing involves understanding the supporting landscape, light, and especially the tonal contrasts. We will look at how this has been achieved by American and European artists before painting our own pictures. Photographic reference will be supplied or bring your own. Please bring your own materials as outlined below.

Acrylic paints, acrylic medium (not essential), and brushes andor painting knife, mixed media paper or canvas about A3 size or larger if you like to work with large brushes, palette, water pots, stick of charcoal, table easel, paper towel, if using paper this should be attached to a board and taped all the way round with masking tape, spare papersketchbook to work out composition and colours.

•   9 Dec from £42

Led by Salina Gatto

Brush lettering is a modern form of calligraphy that can be practiced everyday and even on the go. Just put a brush in your bag and you’re all set.

It is not only a way to make beautiful notes for people to make them feel good but a great way to practice mindfulness.

In the 2 hours you have together, you will be tackling exercises of the basic forms of brush calligraphy while being able to add your own personal flairs once you establish the basics.

You will get to take home present tags that you have personalised and decorated using the lettering techniques from the class.

Salina is Looking forward to lettering with you all.

•  12 Dec from £55

An Albion Christmas is widely regarded as the premier seasonal show. They have been touring for 23 years and attract sell-out audiences across the UK.

Featuring the combined talents of Simon Nicol (Fairport Convention), Kellie While (Albion Band), Simon Care (Edward II) and the Guvnor himself, Ashley Hutchings MBE.

They take to the stage for an evening of traditional English Christmas music, song and celebratory readings.

Ashley Hutchings is founder of Fairport Convention, Steeleye Span and The Albion Band.

Kellie While takes time out from working with her mum, Chris While, for which both the UK press and public alike have praised her. Folk enthusiasts will know Kellie from her work with The Albion Band. She received personal praise from Ron Sexsmith for her beautiful version of his song Riverbed on her album Tenacious. It put her on the map as one of this country’s finest voices.

Simon Care is currently working with Edward II He has always had a passion for Traditional English dance and song. Simon also works with Banter, Tickled Pink and the Morris On Band.

Simon Nicol finishes the line up to make this a truly festive treat. He is a founder member of Fairport Convention and regarded as one of the finest acoustic guitarists in the world. His voice is pretty special too!

The Albion Christmas Show is a seasonal mixture of carols, spoken word and humorous readings. It really is the perfect way to start your festivities. This year will see a material chosen by our audience, it promises to be a fantastic set drawing on material from our extensive back catalogue.

'The perfect antidote to the corporate Christmas' The Guardian

Voted in the Top Ten Unmissable Shows this Christma by The Telegraph in 2018

Courtyard Theatre
£25

The Albion Christmas Band website
@nordenfarm

•  12 Dec from £25

Christmas Charity Concert.

Tonight’s Concert is in aid of Accessible Boating Thames.

A local charity operating a small fleet of accessible boats for a wide range of abilities from Bisham Abbey.

A wide variety of music including tunes from shows, films, and traditional Christmas favourites.

Courtyard
£10

Maidenhead Concert Band website
@nordenfarm

•  13 Dec from £10

Written by Mark Farrelly.

Frankie Howerd was one of Britain’s most loved comedians for half a century. But he had a secret. And the secret’s name was Dennis.

This hugely acclaimed play by Mark Farrelly (Jarman) takes you to the heart of Frankie and Dennis' clandestine relationship, which lasted from the 1950s until Frankie’s death in 1992. It also affords a glorious opportunity to encounter Frankie in full-flight stand up mode.

Packed with laughter, but unafraid of truth, Howerd’s End portrays two humans' journey through closeness, love, grief and all the other things that make life worth living. Come and say farewell to a legend… and learn the art of letting go.

Written by Mark Farrelly
With Simon Cartwright as Frankie Howerd and Mark Farrelly as Dennis Heymer
Directed by Joe Harmston

Running time: 80 mins no interval

'Simply tremendous entertainment' ★★★★★ London Living Large
'Deeply moving' ★★★★ Sardines Magazine
'Hugely entertaining' ★★★★ ReviewsGate
'Sublime' ★★★★ The Reviews Hub
'Don't lose your chance to see Howerd's End if it comes your way' ★★★★ British Theatre Guide
'Heartfelt, funny and with an inspiring message' ★★★★North West End
'Fascinating insight into the life and times of a leading comedy figure' ★★★★ London Theatre 1

Studio
£16

•  14 Dec from £16

Norden Farm Jazz Club Present.

With a career spanning more than 25 years, award winning jazz guitarist Nigel Price has become widely acknowledged as one of the hardest working musicians in the business.

Musically, his blend of flowing bebop lines, deep blues sensibility and his mastery of chording continue to delight audiences and fellow musicians alike. His career highlights include a support show for Gladys Knight at The Royal Albert Hall and an appearance on Van Morrison’s recent album Keep Me Singing.

Starting his professional career in his early 20s, Nigel toured Europe with various reggae and funk bands before settling on a solo guitar career and turning his attention to jazz. Citing early influences as Wes Montgomery, Joe Pass, John McLaughlin and the Mahavishnu Orchestra, Nigel honed his craft by attending gigs and sitting in with the players of the time.

Nigel has played on more than 50 albums including 5 as a leader, spent ten years with acid jazz outfit The Filthy Six, was a member of James Taylor’s band for 3 years (with whom he recorded 5 albums) and performed with the legendary David Axelrod. He has also taught at The International Guitar Foundation at King’s Place, London.

Nigel is a regular performer at London’s Ronnie Scott’s Jazz Club where he has made more than 500 appearances.

Studio
£16

Nigel's website
@nordenfarm

•  15 Dec from £16

Have you been naughty or nice this year? Whatever the answer, HundredWatt Club’s glorious gift to you is this hot toddy of a burlesque show!

Jam packed full of festive, glittering showgirls, bawdy comedy, classic vaudeville and awe inspiring circus acts. Always seductive, always sublime and always that little bit ridiculous – enjoy an evening of vintage inspired, Christmas themed cabaret entertainment. Perfect for a staff night out with a difference, festive party with friends or for helping get that love interest under the mistletoe!

Hundred Watt Club employ and embrace adult themes, strong language and partial nudity – not for the faint hearted or easily offended! There’s no dress code: Hundred Watt Club love it when their audiences dress in their vintage finery and red-carpet glamour, but if you’re more comfy in jeans and sneakers – wear them!

Over 18s only.

‘Old school mischief and timeless raunchiness collide at the Hundred Watt Club. Hats – and corsets – off to Lena Mae for an excellent night of entertainment’ Sussex Express

'Crude and unpleasant…for crude and unpleasant people’ Seetickets review

‘Harking back to the gin drenched halcyon days of a grimy Berlin nightclub in the 1930s, Hundred Watt Club sparkles, fizzles and shines brightly on a dark night.’ Fringe Review (Brighton)

‘Righteous, radical…an absolute riot!’ Mardi Gras Mag

Courtyard Theatre
£20

Hundred Watt Club website
@100wattclub
@nordenfarm

•  15 Dec from £20

Led by Berkshire Printmakers

Get ready for the big day and create your own unique Christmas stocking to take home.. In this fun workshop you will print and decorate your own design using bright seasonal and metallic inks to bling the stocking ready to be hung up on the BIG day. Get to grips with a squeegee and create paper stencils to learn a new art technique. Dress for mess

•  16 Dec from £35

Led by Berkshire Printmakers

Get ready for the big day and create your own unique Christmas stocking to take home.. In this fun workshop you will print and decorate your own design using bright seasonal and metallic inks to bling the stocking ready to be hung up on the BIG day. Get to grips with a squeegee and create paper stencils to learn a new art technique. Dress for mess

Suitable for 8-14 years

•  16 Dec from £35

Hosted by Jeff Lloyd.

Seven challengers choose a song from a category of their choosing (e.g. country, classic rock, novelty, 80s synth pop etc) and challenge Jeff to a battle of taste with the audience voting for their favourite.

Other Vinyl Frontier Events This Season

Your Best of Abba
Lucky Dip
Battle of the Bands
Your Favourite Vs My Favourite

Studio
£10

•  16 Dec from £10

2 hours and 45 minutes (including one interval).

Join Clara at a delightful Christmas Eve party that becomes a magical adventure once everyone else is tucked up in bed. Marvel at the brilliance of Tchaikovsky’s score, as Clara and her enchanted Nutcracker fight the Mouse King and visit the Sugar Plum Fairy and her Prince in the glittering Kingdom of Sweets. Peter Wright’s much-loved production for The Royal Ballet, with gorgeous period designs by Julia Trevelyan Oman, keeps true to the spirit of this festive ballet classic, combining the thrill of the fairy tale with spectacular classical dancing.

Courtyard Theatre
£16

•  20 Dec from £16
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Hosted by James B Partridge.

Crack out the Christmas Jingles! Join James B Partridge (Primary School Assembly Bangers LIVE) for an evening of pure nostalgia, stepping back in time for some joyous singalong tunes from Christmases past.

You won’t have to sit cross legged by the tree waiting for Santa, but you will be encouraged to sing along! Full of festive musical surprises, throwback mashups and reflections on growing up at Christmas time.

James is a singing teacher and regularly performs across the UK and Europe. He has been featured on BBC Breakfast, Loose Women (ITV) and Vanessa Feltz show (TalkTV). He recently featured live on Jeremy Vine’s BBC Radio 2 show and BBC South East Today.

Studio
£16

James' website
@jbpartridge
@nordenfarm

•  20 Dec SOLD OUT

The greatest hits of Spandau Ballet and Duran Duran.

Two of the UK's most iconic bands will be brought to life in one power packed show!

From Gold to Rio will take you on a nostalgic journey back to the New Romantic era which ruled the charts for over a decade.For the very first time the hits from two of the UK's most iconic bands will be brought to life in one power packed show!

With over 20 top 10 hits the show will feature two hours of non-stop classics including Gold, Rio, True, The Reflex, Through The Barricades, Save A Prayer, Lifeline & Girls on Film to name a few - guaranteed to leave the audience shouting for more!

So, if you’re a Duranie, a Spandie, a Wild Boy or a Soul Boy, then this is something you don’t want to miss!

Courtyard Theatre
£21

From Gold to Rio website.
@FromGoldToRio1
@nordenfarm

•  22 Dec from £21

An evening of music and dancing in the atmospheric 18th century Long Barn.

A caller will guide you through the dances while ceilidh band Nedron’s Jig provide the live music. Dances include the likes of Cumberland Square 8, Virginia Reel, Gay Gordons and The Willow Tree. No experience necessary!

WHY? A perfect social event for Christmas parties

Long Barn
£16

•  23 Dec from £16

A tale about surprise, fear, luck, love and qualified medical practitioners.

Since Miles’ last tour finished at The London Palladium in 2017, he’s been in The Full Monty on Disney Plus, The Durrells and Why Didn’t They Ask Evans? on ITV, as well as a heap of episodes of Frankie Boyle’s New World Order and Have I Got News For You. He’s made an award-winning radio series and he’s published a novel. But for Covid, he would have played a lead at the RSC. Hey ho. Nevertheless he’s done a play in the West End and played the Emperor of Austria and Europe in a Ridley Scott film.

Yet one sunny day in the middle of all this, he suddenly suffered a brain seizure. This led to the discovery of a tumour the size of a cherry tomato, and a rather pressing need to undergo major neurosurgery. Obviously, one doesn’t wish to make a big deal of it, but the experience has left him with a story to tell and a few things that he’d like to share with the room. So that’s exactly what he’s doing in his new show On I Bang – a tale about surprise, fear, luck, love and qualified medical practitioners.

Courtyard Theatre
£20

•  12 Jan SOLD OUT

You might have seen him on Scared of the Dark, Would I Lie to You, Have I Got News for You, The Royal Variety, QI, Blankety Blank, The Last Leg, and tons more as well.

He's been called an 'overnight success' - even though he's been doing stand-up for yonks!

Chris McCausland is hitting the road again with another masterclass in stand-up comedy that has literally been yonks in the making.

Suitable for ages 16+ years.

Courtyard Theatre
£22.50

Chris McCausland's website
@chrismccausland
@nordenfarm

•  17 Jan from £2250
•  18 Jan from £2250

Haven’t Stopped Dancing Yet! put on fabulous, feelgood 70s and 80s disco nights for grown-ups at venues across London and the South East - and we’re delighted to welcome them back again after a funk-tastic sell out night here last year.

HSDY nights are recommended by everyone from Time Out and The Guardian to Stylist and Radio 4 and they have been described as 'Abba collides with Saturday Night Fever in a glorious mash up'.

Dapper DJ Lord Anthony will be on the decks playing all your favourite soul, funk and disco tunes and our wonderful HSDY dancer, Lady Boo will be showing you the moves to everything from Car Wash (complete with shiny rags) and I Wanna Dance with Somebody, to the 1979 Gonzales hit, Haven’t Stopped Dancing Yet, after which they take their name.
If you fancy dressing up (it’s not obligatory, but lots do) there are prizes for the best retro outfits, and free sweets and ice pops too.

In the words of Shalamar, it’s going to be 'a night to remember!'

10% profits from HSDY nights go to Cancer Research UK

Courtyard Theatre
£18
This is a standing/dancing event with some unallocated seating

Haven't Stopped Dancing Yet! Website

•  20 Jan from £18

225 minutes (including one interval).

Sung in Czech with English subtitles.

This poetic, contemporary new staging of Dvořák’s lyric fairy tale reveals our uneasy relationship with the natural world and humanity’s attempts to own and tame it.

Rusalka, a water spirit, lives with her family in the pure waters of the forest lake. When she falls in love with a Prince, she sacrifices her voice and leaves her home in the hope of finding true love in a new world – a world that does not love her back.

Natalie Abrahami and Ann Yee create a poetic, contemporary new staging of Dvořák’s lyric fairy tale, revealing our uneasy relationship with the natural world and humanity’s attempts to own and tame it. Semyon Bychkov conducts an all-star cast featuring Asmik Grigorian (Jenůfa) in the title role.

Courtyard Theatre
£16

•  24 Jan from £16

Impressionist, television writer, and radio presenter.

Host of hit political podcast ‘The Political Party’ Matt Forde (Spitting Image, Have I Got News For You, The British Scandal, The Last Leg, The Royal Variety Performance) explores the dark comedy horror that is British politics, ahead of the next election. Plus silly voices.

'Our foremost satirical stand-up... whatever your politics, you'll find excellence here' ★★★★ Sunday Times

'Possibly the best political comedy show on the Fringe' ★★★★ Telegraph

'Forde is as gratifyingly sane as comedians come... smart, funny ideas' ★★★★ Times

Courtyard Theatre
£17.50

@mattforde
@nordenfarm

•   3 Feb from £1750

195 minutes (including two intervals).

Torn between her desire of a life of splendour and riches and her devotion to her true love Des Grieux, the feckless and capricious Manon pays the ultimate price.

This adaptation of Abbé Prévost’s novel embodies Kenneth MacMillan at his best, his acute insight into human psychology and his mastery of narrative choreography finding full expression in the impassioned duets of the central couple, visceral and urgent in their desire. The heroine’s struggle to escape poverty make Manon one of the most dramatic and devastating of ballets, emphasized by Nicholas Georgiadis’ evocative designs that reflect the juxtaposition between Manon’s impoverished origins and the lavish world she longs to inhabit. The 2023/24 Season celebrates the centenary of Nicholas Georgiadis.

Courtyard Theatre
£16

•  14 Feb from £16

Filskit Fiddles Fae Orkney (“Filskit, adj: frisky, high-spirited, exuberant; addicted to immoderate hilarity”).

Fara fuse the talents of three fine Orcadian fiddlers and vocalists - Jeana Leslie, Catriona Price and Kristan Harvey. Alongside stand-out Highland pianist and newest member Rory Matheson.

Fara have firmly secured their foothold at the forefront of the Scottish folk scene since taking 2014’s Orkney Folk Festival by storm.

Their unique mix of spell-binding vocals, intricately woven fiddle harmonies and energetic closers, combined with an obvious kinship born in childhood, delight and entertain audiences wherever they go.

The band were shortlisted in 2015’s Scots Trad Music Awards for Up and Coming Act of the Year. They performed a triumphant set at the 2017 BBC Radio 2 Folk Awards at the Albert Hall as Horizon Award nominees. They went on to win a German Critics’ Choice Award and a Live Act of the Year nomination at 2019’s Scots Trad Music Awards. They continue to tour internationally, with sell-out performances at festivals across Europe, Australia and North America.

Scots Trad Music Awards Best Live Act Nominees 2022 & 2019
Belhaven Bursary Nominees 2019
BBC Radio 2 Horizon Award Nominees 2017
German Critics’ Choice Award Winners 2019

'Torch-bearers of a freshly reinvigorated tradition... one of the most exciting Scottish folk discoveries in recent years AllMusic

'Gifted, imaginative, complex and engaging... a sound that just exudes joy' FRUK

'Bring contemporary fiddle music to new heights... enthralling vocal arrangements' Scotsman

'From delicate, elegant and beautiful to full and rich and fiery... spellbinding' Fatea

Studio
£17.50

•  20 Feb from £1750

Award winning writer, comedian and actor Rob Auton has written nine hit Edinburgh Festival Fringe comedy/theatre/spoken-word shows on specific themes including the colour yellow in ‘The Yellow Show’, sleep in ‘The Sleep Show’ and hair in ‘The Hair Show’.

In his most autonbiographical show to date ‘The Rob Auton Show’ Rob turns the pen on himself to explore the memories and feelings that create his life on a daily basis.

‘A genuine original’ Guardian
‘Makes laughter out of wonder. We need him’ Scotsman
‘Charming, eccentric and uplifting’ Independent
‘Brilliant’ Stewart Lee
‘One of my absolute favourites’ Daniel Kitson
‘Rob Auton is the mother freaking greatest’ James Acaster

TV credits include – Cold Feet, The End of the Fcking World, Miracle Workers, The Russell Howard Show, Rob Delaney’s Stand Up Central.

Winner Best Daily Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2020

Winner Dave Joke of the Fringe 2013

Winner Three Weeks Editor’s Choice Awards 2017

•  22 Feb from £15

Dom Joly has been off travelling the globe again. This time, he’s been looking into some of the strangest and weirdest conspiracy theories in existence.

'Just because your paranoid doesn’t mean you’re not being followed!'

Now, he’s now set to embark on a rather unique theatre tour, where Dom will be providing a hilarious, fascinating, and slightly anarchic guide to the wacky world of conspiracies.

1. Is the earth flat?
2. Does Finland exist?
3. Did JFK commit suicide?
4. Are Q Anon mentally ill?
5. Is Bill Gates using vaccines to take control of your mind?
6. Is Denver Airport a massive panic room for the Illuminati?
7. Are UFO’s piloted by lizards?

In the spirt of fairness, Dom will also be inviting a well-known and highly respected conspiracy theorist, Dr Julian Northcote, to take the stage and defend the alternate view.

Due to the extremely controversial views aired in the show, security will be at an optimum and audiences are warned that angry demonstrations are very likely – or is that just another conspiracy?!

Courtyard Theatre
£25

•  24 Feb from £25

Tom Houghton sets out on his biggest and most hilarious show yet.

Having now taken to the international stage with tours of Europe and America, the man who asked us Do you ski? returns to the UK to ponder a new question.

In an age where tradition and progress are wrestling against each other; what are the parts of ourselves that need shedding and what is worth holding on to?

Star of Netflix The Circle and host of Very British Problems: Live and Bad Manors podcast.

'Clever, passionate and soulful' ★★★★★ The New European

'A twisted view of the world' ★★★★★ The Sunday Express

'Get your tickets today. Tomorrow may well be too late. A Star is Born' ★★★★★ One 4 Review

'Everyone’s cup of tea… Brilliant, bright and insightful' ★★★★★  UK Cabaret

'This unexpected tour de force warrants a 21-gun salute' ★★★★ The Daily Telegraph

'A crafty idiot' ★★★★ The Daily Mail

'Now that’s class' ★★★★ Fringe Guru

Courtyard Theatre
£16.50

Tom's website
@honourabletom
@nordenfarm

•   1 Mar from £1650

Multi award winning comedian Ray Bradshaw is forever being told you look just like my mate wherever he goes. 

It’s been happening for years and he’s worried about it. Either someone is cloning generic bald men or, there’s a ginger bearded bald man out there who’s doing a bad job of stalking Ray. In his brand-new show Doppelginger, Ray is going to use the latest in genetic research (the internet) to try and put an end to this once and for all.  He’s on a quest to find the person who looks most like him.

Doppelginger is a funny heartwarming comedy show about a silly search for a man with an orange beard who’s follicly challenged.  If you have a bald, ginger bearded friend in their 30s (true at time of writing), then bring them along.  You never know – they could be The One.

Ray’s last show Deaf Com One was a huge success and sold out theatres across the world. The show was all about growing up with deaf parents and as a result every show of Doppelginger will have a BSL interpreter. Ray has previously supported John Bishop on his UK arena tour after John described him as one of the best comedians in the country.

'Bradshaw is raucously funny… captivating, funny and sharply executed' ★★★★★ BroadwayBaby.com

'funny and fascinating… one in six of us will lose our sense of hearing. Deaf Comedy Fam proves it doesn’t mean you have to lose your sense of humour' ★★★★ The Scotsman

'This years most groundbreaking show' ★★★★ Short.com

'I grinned from ear to ear for the entire hour' ★★★★ Voice Magazine

'Has a clear comedy gift' ★★★★ Edinburgh Evening News

Studio
£16.50

Ray's website
@comedyray
@nordenfarm

•  23 Mar from £1650

Produced and Hosted by Singer-guitarist Paul Wheeler (TV Director, 'Live at the Apollo') with Sophie Langham (West-End actress-singer and formerly Eastenders).

A heart-warming, musical homage to the great American singer-songwriters of the late 60’s and early 70’s.

Featuring beautiful timeless songs from James Taylor, Carole King, Simon & Garfunkel, Joni Mitchell, Don Mclean, Bread, Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, America, The Byrds, Mamas and Papas and Carly Simon.

An excellent 5-piece band will bring you classic songs from this golden era including You’ve got a Friend, (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman, American Pie, Fire and Rain, ‘Big Yellow Taxi, River, Starry Starry Night, Horse with no Name, Mrs Robinson, Make it with you, Feelin’ Groovy, California Dreaming, You’re So Vain, Woodstock and many more !

The show has a relaxed acoustic style, matching the spirit of this era, when many of these artists were neighbours in the Laurel Canyon suburb of L.A.

With an intimate nostalgic narrative including images from that time, the show is sometimes poignant, sometimes amusing, always delightful.

Studio
£16

•   5 Apr from £16

They take to the road again in 2024 for select dates making up their only tour this year.

Spiers & Boden first rocketed onto the music scene in 2001 quickly winning a clutch of BBC Radio 2 Folk Awards. They went on to form and front the extraordinarily successful folk big band Bellowhead, which sold out The Royal Albert Hall several times.

They provides the theme tune for Radio 4’s The Archers and were recently heard on the soundtrack of BBC 1’s ‘Beyond Paradise’.

Described by The Guardian as ‘the finest instrumental duo on the traditional scene’.

The much-loved duo reformed in 2021 after a seven-year hiatus, arriving with a brand new album ‘Fallow Ground’ which went on to reach number 3 in September ‘21’s Official Folk Albums Chart and was a Mojo magazine top 10 folk album of 2021.

‘It’s all exquisitely played – the pair are still the dons.’ The Observer

Courtyard Theatre
£21

Spiers & Boden's website
@spiersandboden
@nordenfarm

•  11 Apr from £21

Legends of Motown is a high energy tribute show jam packed with all of Motown's biggest hits.

With stunning vocals and amazing live band Legends of Motown celebrates the music of the iconic and timeless Motown era. Undoubtedly the golden era of music, the show pays tribute to the legendary artists that appeared on the Motown label at that time.

Get ready to be wowed with a song list that won’t fail to have you up and out of your seats and dancing in the aisles. Make it a night to remember with the music authentic to the Motown label from artists such as Marvin Gaye, Stevie Wonder, The Supremes, Smokey Robinson, The Four Tops, Martha Reeves, The Temptations, Jackie Wilson and many more!

Courtyard Theatre
£22

Legends of Motown Website
@nordenfarm

•  12 Apr from £22

BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS 2023: BEST COMEDY (NOMINEE) FOR ‘BANG ON IT’ FUNNY WOMEN AWARDS 2019: WINNER

Star of Live At The Apollo, Laura Smyth’s brand-new show explores all aspects of modern life. She has fun mugging off all the madness of parenting, childhood, school, marriage, social media, work, and chasing her dreams.

In her own inimitable style, she gets to the truth of the human experience, treading the line between bluntness and warmth throughout.

Ultimately, she is asking how ‘living your best life’ is actually achieved – heads up: it don’t involve Instagram! Fresh from tour support for Jack Whitehall and Michelle de Swarte, this is her at her uncensored and ridiculous best.

'One of the best acts I’ve seen in a long long time' Romesh Ranganathan
'A proper star in the making' Jack Whitehall
'A comic powerhouse' Mo Gilligan
'Laura is a brilliant comedian whipsmart, warm and very very funny' Roisin Conaty
'A force of nature' Chortle
'Naturally funny' Jo Brand

Studio
£15

@thatlaurasmyth
@nordenfarm

•   3 May from £15

Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee Emmanuel Sonubi presents a whistle stop tour through the jobs that have led him to become one of the hottest stand-ups on the circuit in the brand-new show, Curriculum Vitae.

Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee Emmanuel Sonubi presents a whistle stop tour through the jobs that have led him to become one of the hottest stand-ups on the circuit in the brand-new show, Curriculum Vitae.

Emmanuel will take the audience on a hilarious and sometimes poignant journey that explores the professions that he’s had prior to becoming a comedian, discussing how those experiences helped shape his comedic voice. From working in IT to the doors of London's nightlife whilst building up an impressive list of musical theatre credits.

As see on, QI (BBC), Alan Davies As Yet Untitled (Dave), Rhod Gilberts Growing Pains (Comedy Central), Apprentice 'You're Fired' (BBC), Pointless Celebrities (BBC) and headlining Live at the Apollo (BBC).

Emmanuel said today, "I'm thrilled to be back on tour in the UK with 'Curriculum Vitae'. Last year's tour was an amazing experience and selling out most of the shows was incredible! Writing this new show has been a lot more fun than writing an actual CV and, I get to be honest".

London based Emmanuel Sonubi's career in comedy started only a few years ago and quickly grew from strength to strength earning himself a reputation as "one to watch out for". A regular favourite on the comedy circuit, he is one of the most sought-after acts working today. Emmanuel’s credits continue to grow as does his popularity.

Full Clean Driving License
Hobbies include rugby, long walks, the gym and musical theatre.
References on request

'One of my favourite discoveries of the year, was Emmanuel Sonubi. Hilarious, warm and unique. If you don't see him now for a tenner, you won't be able to smugly tell your mates about it when they're paying £50 for a crap seat at the O2' Jason Manford

'The bloke has got funny bones' Romesh Ranganathan

'Side-splittingly funny. Roaring laughs' Independent

'Big laughs, engaging tales, you’re seduced by the easy authority of his storytelling' The Guardian

Courtyard Theatre
£16.50 (conc) £14.50

@emmanuelstandup
@nordenfarm

•   9 May from £1450

Get ready for two hours of hits and classics by The Who.

Including Won't Get Fooled Again, My Generation, Pinball Wizard, Who Are You, Substitute, Can't Explain, The Seeker and I Can See For Miles.

Performed by Johnny Warman's Magic Bus. The band features a line up of top musicians who have performed with Roger Daltrey, Pete Townshend and John Entwistle from the band itself.

They have worked also worked with the likes of David Bowie, Bruce Springsteen, Foo Fighters and The Small Faces.

'Well worth checking these guys out. Not to be missed' The Who

Courtyard Theatre
£20

The Total Who Show's website
@magicbusbanduk
@nordenfarm

Some printed publicity has the incorrect start time - this show starts at 8pm

•  29 Jun from £20