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Bilal Zafar - Lovebots

Best Newcomer nominee 2016 and Hackney Empire New Act of the Year winner is back with a brand new show.

Social media has been taken over by bots spreading hate, fear and influencing how we vote. In Lovebots, Bilal has made his own bots to fight back, except these bots only want to spread love and compassion.

As seen and heard on BBC Three, Channel 4, MTV, BBC iPlayer, and BBC Radio 4.

WHY? 'Witty and absorbing... highly entertaining' The Times

'Delivers big laughs' The Guardian

‘Fascinating and hilarious in equal measure' i-D

'A natural storyteller with a very likeable stage presence' ★★★★★ Shortcom.co.uk

Studio
£12

@Zafarcakes
@nordenfarm

Bilal's Website

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Stephen K Amos: Everyman

Stephen K Amos is on a mission to bring about world peace.

Or, to at least bring about an evening of peace, one venue at a time. In an age when arguments are started over everything from politics to bendy straws, Stephen is rising above the anger to remind us of what we have in common.

Bringing achingly funny anecdotes, hilarious takes on the everyday and his infectious charm, Stephen K Amos will warm your cold, stiffened hearts. Join together with your fellow man and experience the universal language of laughter.

WHY? 'Comedy at its purest and richest form' ★★★★★ The Advertiser

'Amos has the sort of commanding presence and confidence that could only have come from years of working the circuit' ★★★★ Arts Hub

'One of the most likable figures in British comedy' Radio Times

‘Much loved King of stand-up’ ★★★★ North West End

Suitable for ages 16+ years.

Courtyard Theatre
£18

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Kai Samra & Matt Winning

An Avalon Edinburgh Festival preview.

Kai Samra combines an edgy stage presence and a confident delivery, talking frankly about the issues of today from an intelligent and fresh perspective.

‘Slick and confident’ Chortle

Matt Winning is a unique and imaginative stand up and character comedian. His eccentric and idiosyncratic act is a whirlwind of ideas.

'Charming and accomplished' ★★★★ The List

WHY? Two award winning comedians try out their latest material ahead of the Edinburgh Festival

Studio
£10

Kai Samra's Website
Matt Winning's Website

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Matt Richardson – Work in Progress

Virgin Radio presenter and comedian Matt Richardson is trying to navigate the world of adulthood, while feeling like an imposter. Join him for hour of unrestrained, raucous laughs where anything could happen.

As well as being the only comedian to host a show on Virgin Radio, Matt has hosted The Hangover Games (E4), The Xtra Factor (ITV2) and Just Tattoo Of Us (MTV), as well as appearing on Roast Battle (Comedy Central), Celebrity Juice (ITV2), Drunk History (Comedy Central) and I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Now! (ITV2).

WHY? 'High wattage charisma from a talented young comic whose star is on the rise' The Guardian

★★★★★ Voice Mag | ★★★★★ Theatre Weekly

Studio
£10

SOLD OUT
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Clinton Baptiste in The Paranormalist Returns

Join paranormal sensation Clinton Baptiste as he takes you on a hilarious yet touching journey through his life, out the other side and beyond the Celestial Curtains.

Clinton Baptiste is the hapless clairvoyant, medium and psychic from Peter Kay’s smash hit Channel 4 TV show Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights. Now, some eighteen years after the show aired, he returns to conjure up his extraordinary powers for a new generation.

Clinton will give readings to the audience, offering advice from beyond the grave. He will predict your future, tell you about your past and all manner of spooky stuff an’ that.

But more, he takes you through his demise, his comeback and finally… finally on this special night, he will attempt to pass over to The Other Side and return (before the venue want you all out)… with THE ANSWER!

‘Hundreds of years ago when man walked the planet he had no real means of communication. In time man developed a phenomena which has never been fully understood by the psychic community. This phenomena is… Clinton Baptiste’ Peter Kay (That Phenomena)

WHY? The world-renowned clairvoyant, medium and psychic is back!

Suitable for ages 14+ years.

Studio
£18

Starring ALEX LOWE, Clinton Baptiste is the copyright of Goodnight Vienna Productions.

  •   7 Sep SOLD OUT
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Sindhu Vee - Sandhog

The Edinburgh Comedy Award Best Newcomer Nominee 2018, heads on tour.

Loving your children, spouse and ageing parents (in that order, please don’t tell my mother) is very hard work, very intense and a lot of the time it sucks. But who wants to live without love? Sindhu is the host of BBC Radio 4’s Comedy of the Week podcast. 

WHY? As seen on QI, Have I Got News for You and Alan Davies As Yet Untitled

Courtyard Theatre
£14

@sinhuvfunny
@nordenfarm

Sindhu's Website

  •  13 Sep SOLD OUT
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Tom Rosenthal: Manhood

Let the beaky boy from Friday Night Dinner (Channel 4) and Plebs (ITV2) tell you the story of how he spent his life trying to avenge the theft of his foreskin.

Previous winner of the Leicester Mercury Comedian of the Year and nominated for Best Breakthrough Artist at the British Comedy Awards.

As seen as the drunkest guy on Drunk History (Comedy Central), sassing Chris Ramsey on Roast Battle (Comedy Central) and getting overly competitive in the pub quiz (The Alwyne Castle)

WHY? 'High energy, impressive and precociously smart' The Guardian

'Like a young Mark Watson, he packs in a very high degree of laughs per minute' List


Courtyard Theatre
£17.50 (£15 conc)

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about 7 hours ago Southern Soul duo James & Black return to Norden Farm for an evening of music from Texas, New Orleans and Memphis! The foundation of their music is the voices and stories in their songs! James & Black will be in our Studio on Saturday 3 August --> https://norden.farm/events/james-black

about 8 hours ago Epic Adventure Godzilla: King of the Monsters crashes onto our big screen from Fri 26 Jul --> https://norden.farm/events/godzilla-king-of-the-monsters-12a Crypto – zoological agency Monarch face off against a battery of ancient super-species. Godzilla collides with his ultimate nemesis the three headed King Ghidorah!

about 8 hours ago Start the summer holidays right - Why not come and make a Kite at our Grand Opening of The Maidenhead Beach from 11… https://t.co/GyVkYGC9fo

about 15 hours ago This Thursday Tiny Light Theatre will be joining us with their brand new show The Paper Moon – designed specifically for babies and young children ages 0 - 3 years. The inhabitants of Blank Page take you on a scrinchy scrunchy papery journey of their town! More info and tickets here --> https://norden.farm/events/the-paper-moon

1 day ago 4 days until The Maidenhead beach at #nordenfarm - why not make a kite while your there?

1 day ago Pull some shapes at the Grand Opening of the Maidenhead Beach on Wed 24 Jul at 10.30am. Join our class tutor Parveen Chana for a free Bollywood Dance taster session! ⛱ Children will get to learn some simple Bollywood steps – ready to dance the summer away! --> https://norden.farm/events/the-maidenhead-beach-at-norden-farm-78

1 day ago We’re excited to be at Maidenhead Festival today! Come say hello, enter our prize draw, take part in free craft session and play with our fun photo booth props - phew! There’s also fabulous live music and family entertainment throughout the weekend! See you there!

1 day ago Feel like a Super Trooper as you become the Dancing Queen at this Winner Takes It All of a tribute to ABBA! Join, Gimme ABBA - 20th Anniversary Tour on our main stage for a night of costume changes, dance routines and of course great music! See them live on Fri 16 Aug --> https://norden.farm/events/gimme-abba-20th-anniversary-tour

2 days ago It's mandala central here at the Farm - our Goan Chill Out gallery exhibition is looking incredible - we can't wait… https://t.co/qGWcSKe2hZ

2 days ago It's mandala central here at the Farm - our Goan Chill Out gallery exhibition is looking incredible - we can't wait for you to see it on Wed 24 Jul 10am --> https://buff.ly/2O2qeEm

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