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Join multi award-winning star of Spitting Image, Jess Robinson, for a family friendly evening of musical comedy and festive fun!

Expect magical mashups, fabulous original songs and a belly full of laughs as your angelic host transports you on an (imaginary) sleigh ride, through a winter wonderland of dazzling divas and stars of the silver screen, serving up a feast of famous voices, from Gaga to Garland. It’ll be anything but a silent night.

As seen / heard on Spitting Image, The Guilty Feminist, The Now Show, Dead Ringers, Britain’s Got Talent and her own award-winning podcast, Stars In Your Ears.

'Spot on Diva take-downs... spectacular' Mail On Sunday

'Incredible talent... Mind blowing' Sun

'It's like a mega concert with all your favourite stars' ITV

'A star is born' Metro

'A feel-good, celebratory show' Observer

'Jess Robinson dazzles with both her celebrity impressions and her own stunning voice' Sunday Post

'Slick impressions and super-powered ballads' Guardian

'Pitch perfect' Telegraph

Courtyard Theatre
£15

Click here to visit Jess' website


Donate to Norden Farm via the Big Give Christmas Challenge to DOUBLE YOUR IMPACT!

We’re excited to be taking part in The Big Give Christmas Challenge to raise vital funds to continue to keep our community connected this winter.

It means any donations you make via the Norden Farm Big Give page here during this time will have DOUBLE THE IMPACT thanks to our match fund pledgers. Watch our new video here to learn more about the work we do at Norden Farm and in the community.


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An open rehearsal from the 42 piece Mounted Band of the Household Cavalry. Watch the band rehearse for upcoming engagements.

The Band of the Household Cavalry is a British Army band which ceremonially serves the Household Cavalry Mounted Regiment. The HCMR Band is the largest symphonic wind band in the British Army.

This is a free event but donations to the Norden Farm Centre Trust are welcomed, these can be made during the basket process.

Wed 17 Nov, Wed 2 Feb and Tues 29 Mar
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Please note that these dates are subject to change.

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‘A dazzling evening… full of imagination and flair’ ★★★★ The Guardian

‘What is happening on stage really is magic’ The Telegraph

‘Magical Bones performance is stunning’ Evening Standard

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Star of Spitting Image, Steph’s Packed Lunch and with over 10 million views of his online videos, Luke Kempner is one of the UK’s hottest mimics and stand-up comics.

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Luke is a Macho Macho Man. He came up with the title whilst listening to his Les Mis album for the 28,000th time. Luke tries to work out what masculinity really means with the help of Louis Theroux, the cast of Downton Abbey and even Jürgen Klopp. Luke struggles to fit in, between turning up to a dance audition in football boots to falling in love with a 'cool guy' that sits in the row in front of him at the football. Will Luke ever become the Macho Macho Man he dreams of?

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'Gloriously Funny' Independent

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Courtyard Theatre
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'She has plenty to say, and says it with pointedness and potency' Guardian

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Courtyard Theatre
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Alfie Moore - Fair Cop Unleashed

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It’d be a crime to miss it!

'Offbeat, revealing and very funny' ★★★★ Daily Mail

'Lots of well-crafted jokes and a large dash of police gallows humour' ★★★★ Telegraph

'Brilliantly funny…. genuinely hilarious' David Mitchell

Courtyard Theatre
£17 | £15 conc

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‘Engaging, funny, entertaining’ Rory Bremner

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After showering Sepp Blatter with banknotes, upstaging Kanye West at Glastonbury, and handing Theresa May her P45, the critically acclaimed comedian explores why trouble has followed him from primary school through medical school to lockdown homeschool. And what it’s like to be chased by Donald Trump’s bodyguards, how to make the police laugh while they’re arresting you, and what to do when you’re outed as a Jew by the Ku Klux Klan.

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'Comedy legend' The Sun

'Hilarious' ★★★★ The Scotsman

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