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Markus Birdman: Platinum
June 5th 2021, I had a stroke. It was my second. I found myself in hospital, mid lockdown, with no visitors allowed.
I've permanently lost half my eyesight. One night I went to the toilet and sat down on another naked blind man, already there. I was too blind to see him. He was too blind to stop me!
So it's not ALL doom!
I’d like to tell you about it. Not to create feelings of pity toward me, more a sense of awe & fawning admiration.
I have had a unique experience about a topic, often sniggered over, but I'm keen to make you laugh, but also to raise a little awareness. Well done me! (Ahem!)
Markus Birdman has thundered back into comedy with his Edinburgh Fringe show earning him a nomination for the 2023 Chortle Awards. He has also recently written for Jayde Adams and supported Jason Manford at the Palladium.
'A torrent of formidable gags, skilfully told, and with a gripping story underpinning them all' ★★★★ ½ Chortle
'This soul baring show is a joy. Such weighty material, handled with the utmost respect'
★★★★ The Skinny
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£15.50
Markus' website
@birdmanwatching
@nordenfarm
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