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Nick Helm: What Have We Become?
As the survivors of a global pandemic crawl from their fortified boltholes and begin to rebuild society, what is left of them and who amongst them dares to lead them to the light?
Join critically acclaimed and multi award-winning comedian Nick Helm as he embarks on a show so insightful, so honest, so legitimate that it will fix all of society’s problems and lead the way to a new plane of existence.
This is the future. The future is now.
As seen on Uncle (BBC Three), 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown (Channel 4), Live at the Apollo (BBC Two) and Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment (BBC Three).
Nick is a two time Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee, British Comedy Award winner, a BAFTA nominee and Dave’s Funniest Joke of the Fringe winner.
‘Terrific’ ★★★★ Times
‘Triumphant’ ★★★★ List
‘A true mastermind’ ★★★★★ Ed Fest Mag
‘A true comedy daredevil’ ★★★★ Time Out
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