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An award winning stand up comedian and an acclaimed actor.

Intelligent, sometimes provocative, always entertaining, Omid’s stand up is an energetic and captivating comedy masterclass.

Suitable for ages 16+ years.

WHY? ‘One of the most joyfully smart, stimulating and entertaining comedians this country has’ The Telegraph

'Belly laughs with a subtle blend of mainstream gags and subversive twinkle' Sunday Times

'Confident, engaging, thoughtful show... did someone say National Treasure?' Metro

Omid Djalili is supported by Boothby Graffoe.

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