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Paradise Lost (lies unopened beside me)
A one man staging of Milton’s epic poem Paradise Lost – but nothing like you’d expect.
The highlights of this well-known story about Creation are combined with the struggles of modern life. From juggling a work-life balance to wrangling the children into the car.
Olivier award nominee Sharif Afifi plays seven different characters – from Adam and Eve to himself and his wife in the present day.
Combining comedy, theatre and music this is a funny and engaging show. For anyone who has created anything (child, garden, paper aeroplane) and then watched it spiral out of control.
Paradise Lost (lies unopened beside me) premiered in May 2015 at Battersea Arts Centre and was shortlisted for a 2015 Total Theatre Award. It has toured to over 60 venues both nationally and internationally.
‘The comedy is divine’ ★★★★★ The Independent
‘Comic yet touching’ ★★★★ The Times
‘Hugely entertaining without sacrificing the gravity of the original piece’★★★★★ The Argus
★★★★★ The Observer | ★★★★★ The List | ★★★★★ Evening Standard | ★★★★ The Guardian | ★★★★ The Herald | ★★★★ The Scotsman | ★★★★★ Edfest Magazine
Presented by Lost Dog.
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Fri 14 Feb - 14 Mar (5 weeks)
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